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Underground Rapper of the Week: Rheteric Ramirez

Underground Rapper of the Week is a new feature designed to raise awareness of rappers from all over the world who, if that world were a perfect place, would be more famous than they are. It will be updated every Tuesday before the sun goes down. Feel free to email suggestions of slept-on rappers from your city or wherever to: ezra.stead@gmail.com

There are few emcees alive grimier and more underground than Los Angeles’ Rheteric Ramirez. One of the most respected battle rappers in GrindTimeNow, Rheteric spits creative punchlines in battles and fluent, rugged flows on gutter tracks like “Dear Diary,” a single from his upcoming, as yet untitled LP from Hellfyre Club Records, on which he breaks down his deadly battle abilities: “I hit the head on the nail, they laughin’ loud as hell / Things I say about you, wouldn’t say about yourself / This is your brain on Rheteric and I’m scramblin’ the yolk / You’ll always be on the outside of my inside joke / Dear diary, got me feelin’ I’m in the wrong genre / ‘Cause my lyrics aren’t somethin’ they’d introduce to their mama.”

Too true. Rheteric’s lyrics and subject matter are far from family-friendly, and he has no patience for soft, suburbanite hipsters and poseurs, as is evident in these lines: “You’re a productive member of society and a name-dropping social retard / With a members-only jacket and a designer flannel green scarf.” A lot of Rhet’s lyrical content involves his frustration with this gentrification of his beloved L.A., which he makes a point to warn y’all is not for everyone, but he also digs deep into his past and present feelings on tracks like “The Loneliest One” and “Tender Loving (Nothing),” and unleashes a blistering, all-encompassing rage on tracks like “Reverse Engineering.”

On the other hand, in his battles Rheteric often has a playful, humorous approach that incorporates strange, unexpected concepts like his Stephen Hawking-channeling verse in the second round of his hilarious battle against Tiger Ty, which also includes ridiculous punchlines like “You’re what happens when you do too much nitrous oxide / You’re what happens when you punch yourself when you’re cross-eyed,” and “You’re what morning breath looks like.” He is an uncompromising artist capable of jokes, vicious battle raps and pure poetry, like this gem from the second verse of “Skyscraper Cemetery”: “God named this city after angels, but did not reveal their names / To protect the identity of the demons who run this city into the grave.” In other words, Rheteric Ramirez is hard to pigeonhole, and y’all should probably give him some money while he’s young enough to enjoy it.

Underground Rapper of the Week: Prof

Underground Rapper of the Week is a new feature designed to raise awareness of rappers from all over the world who, if that world were a perfect place, would be more famous than they are. It will be updated every Tuesday before the sun goes down. Feel free to email suggestions of slept-on rappers from your city or wherever to: ezra.stead@gmail.com

Undoubtedly one of the most consistently entertaining underground rappers out right now, Southside Minneapolis’ Prof is a powerhouse of energy and skill wrapped up in an intentionally goofy exterior. Recently named one of City Pages’ Top 20 Best Minnesota Rappers, Prof has been on his grind in the Twin Cities for over a decade, and is now beginning to see some serious national exposure through his collaborations with the Alabama emcee Yelawolf and the Atlanta production duo Beat Chefs, who produced the stellar “Cold Outside” from Raekwon‘s Only Built 4 Cuban Linx … Pt. II, as well as fellow hometown heroes like Atmosphere and Brother Ali. Though his lyrics, stage presence and videos are mostly hilarious, Prof’s skill as an emcee is no joke, and his ability to engage an audience is extraordinary.

Prof released his first full-length with his rapping partner Rahzwell, the self-titled Prof & Rahzwell, in 2006, before breaking out with his Beat Chefs-produced solo debut, Project Gampo, in 2007. Like so many great emcees before him, Prof has invented a new slang term, “Gampo,” and it fits his hard-partying aesthetic perfectly. The hit single from that album, “Rocketman,” showcases his rapid-fire lyricism and playful swagger, as when he raps, “I keep ill, I eat skills / I climb mountains, I need thrills / Keep a couple dollar bills under my collar / So when I pop, know that I don’t mean pills.” Another standout track from that album is the hangover anthem “I Dry Heave,” which features great storytelling like these bars in which he describes barely getting to work and throwing up once more on the way in: “Rode on my niece’s handlebars all the way to work / My drunk ass might have been her training wheels, sure / And pull the trigger in the bushes before I walk in / My sweet niece left me gum in my pocket.”

Prof has stayed busy ever since, releasing two mixtapes under the title Kaiser von Powderhorn in 2008 and 2010, with a third on the way this summer. He also released the free album Recession Music, with fellow Minnesota rapper St. Paul Slim, in 2009; part of the ad campaign for that album, which includes the excellent “Horses in the Ghetto,” included old-fashioned “Wanted” posters of Prof and Slim illegally hung around the Twin Cities. This is a prime example of what sets Prof apart from a lot of other rappers: he has a unique way of making himself known, including some of the funniest promotional videos you’ll likely ever see. He also has a strong singing voice, which lends itself well to monster hooks such as the hilarious “Need Your Love” and “Animal,” as well as the straight-up blues jam “Whiskey.” Prof’s latest full-length, King Gampo, is available for free download now from Stophouse Music Group, so click that link and get Gampo!

4 Perfect Songs and Artists for Your Next Poker Game

Everyone loves a great game of poker, from the younger, less experienced players to the aged generations who have mastered the perfect “poker face”. While poker is generally associated with gambling, it has transformed into a game that is strictly for entertainment. During the early days of poker, it was considered easy money for the experienced players, who knew when to make their moves. Since then, many places have made gambling illegal, due to the financial situations that can arise among gamblers. Even so, it is the perfect card game to pass the time and enjoy the company of friends and family. Music is the perfect background noise, especially in lighthearted poker games.

Like any other activity, certain musical genres are preferred for poker games. Depending upon the musical preferences of the players involved, you may decide to choose a more intimidating rock song over a fun classical song. There are a great deal of songs and albums which will go great with a laid back poker game, many of which actually pertain to poker directly. These songs are also good for solitary poker, especially if you are playing through partypoker. Here, we have compiled many songs that will compliment your game, with a little information regarding the artist and lyrics.

  1. “Money” by Pink Floyd : This song is perfect for poker games that involve true gambling. It is a classical song, and was released in 1973 on the album “The Dark Side of the Moon”. The song involves several special effects that relate to money, such as the sound of coins jingling or cash registers. Since this is an older and classical track, it may not exactly appeal to the younger crowd; so it is perfect for reminiscent games.
  2. “The Gambler” by Kenny Rodgers : This song is very popular, and has been entertaining people since its release in 1978. Kenny Rodgers is a renowned country music star, so you know this song is sure to bring a smile to the faces of your guests. It involves a man who takes a train with no particular destination in mind, and another man whom he meets while aboard; this man is referred to as The Gambler. The Gambler converses with him, giving him a life lesson through poker phrases.
  3. “Ace of Spades” by Motorhead : This is a classic rock song, which was released in 1980. Motorhead is an English band, which hit the singles chart in the UK for 12 weeks straight. This song is loaded with metaphors which pertain to gambling, which makes it the perfect track for a competitive game. Rock has been a favorite genre of many for decades, and it’s not going anywhere any time soon.
  4. “The House of the Rising Sun” by The Animals : If you are interested in a classical folk song that reaches back into the 1960’s, this is it. This song is not exactly a mood booster, but it is a view of the life of a gambler. This song has many versions, with different artists involved. However, The Animals’ version has our vote. This simple ballad is quite enjoyable, and can be a lesson to players who tend to wager too much during a game.
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