Category: Artists (Page 166 of 262)

Worst. Rhymes. EVER.

Alas, the new Cracked Magazine – edited by Michael Ian Black – has been cancelled after only 3 issues…but, thankfully, Cracked.com will continue to exist online, so why not start in with your support by checking out their list of the 20 worst rhymes in pop music history. It’s not actually as comprehensive as the title suggests, since it leaves out America (“In the desert you can remember your name / ‘Cause there ain’t no one for to give you no pain”), but it earns music geek points for including Steve Miller’s “The Last Wombat in Mecca.” Wow, that’s obscure…

They said it wouldn’t happen! They said it couldn’t be done!

Hell, even as recently as last month, one of them shrugged off discussions of a possible reunion, saying that “it has to be emotionally, spiritually and financially the right thing, and when all those planets come into line, then we will be there. At the time being, I can’t see it on the horizon…but I’ve been wrong before.”

Hey, guess what?

He was wrong.

This is The Definitive 200…?

THIS is supposed to be a list of the 200 definitive albums of all time…?

Please.

THIS is nothing more than a collaborative effort between a bunch of suits at the various major labels who want to sell some more copies of their back catalog titles rather than spend money on promoting new, up-and-coming artists, so they’ve teamed up with all the big music retailers and said, “If you stock them, they will buy them.”

Disgusting.

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