How did we miss this story? This is GREAT TRASHY NEWS, people! And here we are a couple months behind it, but oh well. If you don’t know by now, Clay Aiken’s apparently done a little striptease for a homosexual man, mang. Also apparently, Aiken’s fans known as “Claymates” are bitching to the FTC about their boy, claiming his good ‘n plenty was not what was presented to them. Look, who cares if he’s gay or not, the nice thing is that at least he’s still getting mentioned by the press. I’m sure that’s come as a surprise even to him after all this time. Maybe he can go visit Gary Glitter and do some shows.
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Did Ashlee Simpson have a nose job or not? She’s not saying, but speculation on the Internet leans towards “yes.” For me, it’s hard to say. I can’t really tell as to my eyes, that goddamn nose is still getting in the way. Not that it matters at all. I’m sure if she had a nose job, it would be because she thought it would help her voice…and all that other shit. Perhaps if she just gave up singing altogether she’d be worry-free of her performance problems.
I don’t think any of us saw this coming. Not me, not Mrs. Marley, and not any of the judges on “American Idol.” Chris Daughtry, the resident rocker on the show, was sent home last night after two really good performances on Tuesday night.
It just goes to show a few things…..America is in love with Taylor Hicks and he’s still the favorite to win…..Katharine’s hotness saved her because her singing sure didn’t…..and Elliott came to bat twice on Tuesday night and twice hit the ball way out of the park. (Did Barry Bonds loan Elliott some of “the clear” this week?)
Seriously though, I think everyone was sure it would be Elliott before Tuesday, then everyone had to shift that thinking to Katharine, because she just didn’t bring it on Tuesday.
Before they got to the results, they had to, as usual, fill up like 25 minutes. So they showed more of the Idols at Graceland with Priscilla and with Lisa Marie. Yesterday I commented on the grape-by-way-of-raisin face on Priscilla…but yesterday noticed the outfit and her bulging belly coming through it. What was that exactly? Beer? A baby? Or is she hiding Elvis in there? Either way, it was a little disturbing.
Then the top two were announced, Taylor and Elliott…..and Katharine and Chris were the bottom two.
But for some reason, you had to believe it would be Katharine, and it was a bit shocking when Ryan Seacrest sent Chris home. I think even Chris was in shock, and he should be……he had to know he blew Katharine off the stage on Tuesday. But oh well….the bottom line is that some label is going to sign Chris anyway, probably in the next 10 days if they are able to.
So your remaining 3 are Taylor Hicks, Elliott Yamin and Katharine McPhee…….wow, it’s hard to believe that Mandisa and Chris didn’t make it this far, but great voices aren’t everything….sometimes it’s looks, and sometimes it’s how you perform on any given night or nights.
We’re almost there folks…..from thousands of hopefuls down to just three. And one of them will be crowned the fifth American Idol in a couple of weeks. Who will it be? The way things are going, you just never know….so see you all next week.
Marley, OUT
“Access: Hollywood” spoke with Whitney Houston’s management and got them to confirm that the declining diva is not suffering from a brain tumor, as the National Enquirer reported.
“It’s an absolute lie and Ms. Houston is evaluating her legal options at this time,” threatened Houston’s representative.
Man, there’s a trial that’d be worth watching…
Three years later, someone’s finally paying for the nightclub fire during a Great White concert that led to the deaths of 100 people…and it’s the band’s tour manager.
Daniel Biechele pled guilty to 100 counts of involuntary manslaughter and, as a result, received 15 years in prison…but with all but four years suspended. “The greatest sentence that can be imposed upon you has been imposed upon you by yourself,” Superior Court Judge Francis Darigan told Biechele, according to the Associated Press.
I can see where family members would say that four years isn’t nearly enough for all the deaths that resulted from the band’s pyrotechnics, but Biechele is, as was noted by his attorney during the proceedings, the only one who’s been willing to stand up and admit that he had a hand in what happened…unlike the guys who installed the flammable soundproofing material at the club, who’ve pled not guilty from the get-go.
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