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Time to hock some of those diamonds

Hey, whoa, time out!

With all the goings-on in his life lately, it apparently just slipped Kanye West’s mind to return the Mercedes Benz he’s been leasing, now that the lease has expired.

Um…is this actually the best the gossip hounds can come up with on Kanye? So he forgot to turn in the Benz. Like the guy doesn’t have the money to pay for it…? The bill was probably paid within ten minutes of this story hitting the wire.

K-Fed fan fun

If you haven’t been over to K-Fed’s MySpace page, do yourself a favor and hit that shit. In the meantime, here are some hilarious comments left from fans over there.

“you’ve got some talent”
“ur sexy”
“…Brit is one lucky girl!”
“Im really liking the Jam Kevin!!! I wish they would give it more air play..”
“Your music btw is very good, the media though makes it sound like you suck..furthest thing from the truth keep making music it will happen for you!”
“damn k-fed, your shit is tight. keep makin music 4-eva”
“i saw ur myspace on “E” channel..and i was like “ha! he’s already my friend :)”
“Hey Kevin. How are you, man? Your music is awesome! Many of my friends went to your album listening party at PURE and they totally loved it!”
“I look the track it’s hottt!”
“you’re a lucky fellow you got to knock up britney, you know how many guys want to do that”
“seriously l dident knew u had skills to rap, u sound pretty good bro, liking america most hated, good luck whit the album pretty sure it ill do good, and fuck all them haterz.”

American Idol: Doing Elvis Proud

Last night, the final four on “American Idol” performed after spending some time in Memphis at Graceland, the home of Elvis Presley. They got to hang with Priscilla, Lisa Marie and record exec/producer Tommy Mottola. What a cool experience that had to be.

A side note to those of you who witnessed Priscilla greeting the Idols……do people not know how to age gracefully anymore? To you plastic surgeons out there….I know you need to make a living, especially with Hollywood types, but stop making everyone look like Michael Jackson, and especially stop trying to make raisins look like grapes.

But I digress.

There are only 2 weeks to go until the final two contestants square off so the competition is really heating up. That means there is way less room for error. Who impressed and who less-than-impressed? Let’s find out….

TAYLOR HICKS

Taylor started off with “Jailhouse Rock,” seemingly the perfect song for his goofy personality. His vocal was great, but his dancing or lame attempt thereof was his downfall on this song. The problem with Hicks when he does this is that it’s all schtick. Simon said it was a “terrible impersonation” of Elvis, and it was. (Simon also told Paula to shut up when she interrupted him, and that’s always entertaining). Then Hicks came back with “In the Ghetto,” and it was one of his better performances of the whole competition. Simon said it was the perfect song for him and I agree. However, when he said “Soul Patrol” three times I mourned for the three kittens Buffybot was surely going to drown.

CHRIS DAUGHTRY

Chris had two strong showings last night, with “Suspicious Minds” and “A Little Less Conversation.” Paula said “see you in the finals” after the first song and on the second song Chris started off slow but wailed at the end. Tommy Mottola mentioned that Chris had a great, pure voice that is going to sound amazing on record…..and the way he’s going, there’s no doubt a major label is going to sign him whether he wins this thing or not.

ELLIOT YAMIN

Elliot started off with “If I Could Dream,” a lesser know Elvis song and with him being the underdog this week, a big risk. But he received a huge ovation from the studio audience and from the judges. Simon declared it the best vocal of the night so far, and it really was. Later, Elliot sang “Trouble” and it was even better than his first effort. This dude somehow has shocked America and is peaking at the right time…..don’t be surprised if he makes it to the final two after those performances.

KATHARINE MCPHEE

Katharine started off with a “Hound Dog/All Shook Up” medley of sorts. She messed up some lyrics and looked a bit out of synch with her dance moves. Simon said it was like a “desperate audition”…indeed, she looked like a deer in the headlights. Later, she toned things down with a ballad, “Can’t Help Falling In Love.” It wasn’t bad, but when you look at the rest of the field and what they did last night, Katharine was the worst of the bunch.

So while I’m still pimping Taylor Hicks to go all the way, I’m thinking Elliot’s performance last night puts him just ahead of Chris into second place. That means that yes, Katharine McPhee should be going home tonight. Then again, she’s a lot easier on the eyes (at least to me and most of the male population) than any of those guys so she’ll get votes for that. Also, all of these final four are worthy of the grand prize so nothing would really surprise me at this point. That’s what makes this season so interesting…..that, and the fact we could have a final 3 of all guys for the first time ever.

See you all tomorrow for the results, and until then….

Marley, OUT

Mark E. Smith disgruntled? I don’t believe it.

Mark E. Smith, lead singer and songwriter of the Fall, has been through so many band members over the years that he really should just go ahead and install a revolving door at the group’s headquarters…but this latest development is a hell of a thing, even for him.

First off, three members of the band – guitarist Ben Pritchard, bassist Steve Trafford and drummer Spencer Birtwhistle – quit the band after the Fall’s May 7th show in Phoenix, AZ…a show which, as it happens, ended abruptly when Justin Williams, the lead singer of the opening band on the tour (the Talk), threw a banana peel at Smith.

Williams said, on the Talk’s MySpace page, “MARK E. SMITH a.k.a MR. BURNS has managed to piss off his band so bad they quit and left him in america with his crazy wife slash one fingered keyboard player. MARK pulled a corkscrew on his bass player poured beer and ashed on the head of his tour manager while driving (who has also quit the tour) and played only one full set without slithering off stage to his R.V. to dive into a bottle of scotch.”

Shockingly, the Fall’s official website announced after the show that the Talk’s services as openers would no longer be required on the tour…but, yes, the tour is continuing. Smith’s already gotten replacement players. Given his tendency to kick members of the Fall to the curb on a seemingly-daily basis, I have to presume he keeps a musician recruitment service on speed dial…

So that’s what those losers like backstage

The Smoking Gun is now featuring rider lists for all those actors turned wannabe musicians. Man, I had no idea Steven Seagal was in “The Steven Segal Band!” That’s just gotta rock harder than anything. Anyway, amongst the lists are the following:

Proof that Jared Leto really has no taste at all:
Two cases of Miller Lite in cans

Proof that Dennis Quaid’s is hopped up on goofball juice:
10 Red Bulls onstage
10 Red Bulls backstage

Proof Stevan Seagal likes to keep it clean after getting dirty:
1 bottle of mouthwash
2 boxes of tissues

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