Britney Spears admitted to David Letterman and the rest of the world that she’s knocked up again. This wouldn’t really be interesting news, if only for the fact that it means she continues to let K-Fed have sex with her and create more offspring. Why she does is anyone’s guess, as we know she’ll be dumping his ass as soon as he releases that giant turd of a debut album later this year. Still, K-Fed keeps dishing out the tracks, with his latest Internet giveaway being “America’s Most Hated” (“This marijuana’s got me heavily sedated / I’m Kevin Federline, America’s mosted hated”). Oh, K-Fed, you’re so delusional. Everyone knows Scott Stapp is America’s Most Hated and that you’re nothing more than a tick on Britney’s ass sucking out what little talent she has left.
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You know a band’s going to be big – well, in the UK, anyway – when New Musical Express picks them up for their New Music Tour. Included on the line-up this time around are several possible nominees for this week’s Next Big Thing, but we’re putting our money on iForward, Russia.
Maybe it’s because they sound a LOT like Bloc Party, who were one of the best new bands to emerge from the UK last year, or maybe it’s because they’re not afraid to have a comma in their name. (It’s definitely one or the other.) The band’s debut record, Give Me A Wall, is being released in the UK on May 15th, but we’re still waiting to hear back from the band’s US contact about when / if we should expect to see it Stateside. In the meaning, however, check out the above link to their MySpace page, or hit up their official website here.
Keith Richards had head surgery. Now, just calm down, everyone. After his recent fall from a tree, Keef was saying he felt OK, but soon he began complaining of headaches (Mick Jagger), so the doctors did a little surgery (sewed Mick’s lips shut) and relieved the pressure in Keef’s head. No word on whether or not this will actually make Richards’ stunning enunciations any easier to decipher, but at least he has yet another reason to put some good medications into his bloodstream. Yeah, OK, that stupid Keef-is-a-junkie shit is obvious but it never gets old. Unlike Keef. Who’s pretty much a walking corpse. I can go all day with these jokes, people…
Take that, remaining undead ex-Beatles! Apple Computer has won its lengthy and ridiculous battle brought on by Apple Corps who have said Apple’s apple infringes upon Apple Corp’s apple. I mentioned this in the last update on this crap, but I’ll say it again. I don’t think anyone ever thinks of Apple Corps when they see the Apple Computer logo, and vice versa. Still, Apple Corps has said the company is going to appeal the decision. Maybe they should apeel it instead, geddit?! Har har har. Guh. Will the greed never end?
…Grant McLennan of the Go-Betweens died in his sleep last night.
I never saw the Go-Betweens play live…and, yet, I guess that, for all practical purposes, I did, since I saw a show by McLennan and Robert Forster at the 9:30 Club. It’s just that it was after the band’s original break-up but before the pair had decided to start using the Go-Betweens name again. Whatever the case, I’m really blown away by this…
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