How did we miss this story? This is GREAT TRASHY NEWS, people! And here we are a couple months behind it, but oh well. If you don’t know by now, Clay Aiken’s apparently done a little striptease for a homosexual man, mang. Also apparently, Aiken’s fans known as “Claymates” are bitching to the FTC about their boy, claiming his good ‘n plenty was not what was presented to them. Look, who cares if he’s gay or not, the nice thing is that at least he’s still getting mentioned by the press. I’m sure that’s come as a surprise even to him after all this time. Maybe he can go visit Gary Glitter and do some shows.