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Less Talk, More Music: Beastie Boys on “The Late Show with David Letterman”

All I’m saying is this: if you think you know of another talk-show performance that starts out in a more awesome manner than the Beastie Boys rapping their way up from the subway, down the streets of NYC, and into the Ed Sullivan Theater, I’d damned well like to see it. Until then, I’m gonna presume that there is no such animal and just tell you to sit your ass down and ch-check this shit out…

New Zealand dogs rule the pop charts

Hey wanna get something that only your dog can listen to and enjoy? Well the folks over in New Zealand have just the thing for you. You see, a version of “Silent Night” recorded at a frequency that only canines can hear has recently topped the charts. Per the report,

A Very Silent Night, recorded at a frequency only dogs can hear, was so popular among owners it hit number one at Christmas, but has been receiving mixed responses from listeners.

“The most violent one was a dog that physically attacked the radio when it was played and went quite berserk and totally destroyed it,” said Bob Kerridge, chief executive of animal welfare group, the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (SPCA).

Good times, good times!

WTF?! Flashback – Chevy Chase


Chevy Chase

By 1980, Chevy Chase had long left “Saturday Night Live,” got into an infamous backstage brawl with his replacement Bill Murray, and started working in earnest in Hollywood, cranking out hit films. However, he also decided to record and release this oddball self-titled album on Arista that year. Chase, no stranger to recording music (he was once briefly a drummer for Steely Dan and released an album with psychedelic group Chamaeleon Church in 1968), worked with stalwarts such as Tom Scott on this little number, featuring song parodies and lots and lots of drug-fueled jokes.

While some of those jokes are indeed funny, such as the album closing “Rapper’s Plight,” the parody of “I Shot The Sheriff” featuring such lines as “I shot the sheriff / After toking all the PCP” are about as lame as they read. The Alvin and the Chimpunks style of the cover of “Let It Be” is completely fucking stupid as well. Yet there are some laughs to be had in the Barry White send up “Never Gonna Sing for You” and zero laughs to be found in the parody of Randy Newman’s “Short People” and the Donna Summer spoof “Love to Have My Baby” in which Chase is seemingly having an extended orgasm in falsetto, but is really just pretending to be a woman going into labor and giving birth. Yeah. Not so funny.

I wound up finding this album at a record store for $3.99 in the cutout bin when I was in the seventh or eighth grade. I remember taking it home and thinking I could never play it for my mom with all that drug-related shit on it. She wound up asking me if it was funny and if I enjoyed it. I told her I did, even though I thought the same bulk of it was lame that I do now. God only knows why Chevy made this monstrosity. Something tells me it was that ego of his that still seems to be in full effect these days even when he’s trying to play a newer, humbler Chevy. Well, that and all the drugs. Kids, this is proof positive that cocaine can really fuck you up and cause you to have lapses in judgement and make poor business decisions. Enjoy.

From Across The Pond: Scouting for Girls, “Elvis Ain’t Dead”

Might as well keep the pop love flowing, right? Last week, I spotlighted The Hoosiers, and while Scouting for Girls haven’t gone the collect-’em-all route for their self-titled debut, they’ve certainly got just as many hooks to their name. Like all the best bands these days, they found success via a substantial internet buzz – in this case, via IntoMusic – and you can easily hear why they’ve received the attention that they have. Why can’t the kids in the States get into music this good…?

Road Warriors 52

The 2008 Honda Civic Tour featuring Panic at the Disco has been selling out shows like crazy already, and with that a second set of dates has been added. The tour kicks off April 10, and for tickets and all confirmed shows, you can visit www.hondacivictour.com.

Radiohead will return to the US in May, and then after a summer tour in the UK and Europe, they will be back for more shows. Here are the confirmed dates for the first leg:

May 5 – Cruzan Amphitheatre – West Palm Beach, Florida
May 6 – Ford Amphitheatre – Tampa, Florida
May 8 – Lakewood Amphitheatre – Atlanta, Georgia
May 9 – Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre – Charlotte, North Carolina
May 11 – Nissan Pavilion at Stone Ridge – Bristow, Virginia
May 14 – Verizon Wireless Amphitheater – St Louis, Missouri
May 17 – Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion – Houston, Texas
May 18 – Superpages.com Center – Dallas, Texas

In support of her new album, Pocket Full of Sunshine, British artist Natasha Bedingfield will hit the road for a US tour this spring. Check out www.natashabedingfieldusa.com for all the details.

Stone Temple Pilots will reunite to play Rock on the Range in Columbus, Ohio, which takes place May 17 and 18. Other confirmed acts include Kid Rock, Disturbed, 3 Doors Down, Staind, Papa Roach, Flyleaf, Finger Eleven and more. It will be STP’s first show in over seven years.

The Mars Volta have confirmed a Spring US tour in support of their latest, The Bedlam in Goliath, which debuted at #3 on the Billboard Top 200. Here are the dates Continue reading »

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