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Daniel Powter attempts to hide his self absorption

Daniel Powter, singer of “Bad Day”, claims “famous people suck.” That’s right, this dude, whom I had no knowledge of until finding this article JUST NOW is shooting himself in his (possibly) famous foot.

“Believe it or not, it’s difficult to be that self-absorbed. Connecting with the audience is a bigger thrill,” says Powter.

Correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t saying this kind of crap when you’re some kind of “rock star” so past the point of irony that it’s beyond reeking of shit? Powter probably also drives around in a car with one of those “Kill Your Television” bumperstickers.

Oh, OK this dude is just some wussy Canadian artist. According to a review on Amazon,

“Daniel Powter’s songs are awsome. I love listening to them on my way to classes in the mornings. I have heard “Bad Day” played at the end credits of American Idol. I think this is were most people have heard this song. I heard it on there and really liked “Bad Day”. So, I looked up who the singer was and bought the CD! The other song are good also!”

WOW! I’ll go right out and not buy this guy’s crap immediately!

It’s been a long time / Now they’re / Coming back home

The Beatles’ official publicist, Neil Aspinall, has revealed that the Fab Four’s back catalog is being digitally remastered, so that it can be all nice and sparkly for online downloading.

That’s right, Tommy Lee Jones’s character in “Men in Black” is going to have to buy “The White Album” AGAIN…but, hopefully, it’ll sound better. But, really, just how much better can it sound before it gets tweaked so much that it’s barely the same material the Beatles recorded in the first place…?

American Idol: See Ya, Bucky

Last night America got a taste of big dollar advertising and how it influences TV. Forget 5 hour Super Bowls and 4-plus hour World Series games. The one-hour results show of “American Idol” ranks right up there and probably commands similar $$ for those precious commercials. But for those of us who just want to know who got booted off, the wait was excruciating.

First, the remaining contestants performed more Queen music, doing a medley. But it was hard to watch with a video montage occuring on a split screen. One of the medley songs was “Killer Queen,” making me wonder why no one attempted that one on Tuesday night.

Then they showed video of each of the contestants’ parents…mildly interesting, but mostly boring.

After that they announced next week’s theme: the music of Rod Stewart. Mrs. Marley almost vomited on command because she loathes Rod Stewart about as much as she loathes root canal.
I guess I’ll be watching next week’s episodes alone.

Then Ryan Seacrest went one by one with the contestants, showing them more video of their parents and families before letting them know if they were safe or in the bottom 3. 20 minutes later, he had declared Taylor, Katharine, Chris and Kellie safe. Then Elliott was the first bottom 3 victim, and he was asked to sing for everyone. After more commercials, Ace was also relegated to the bottom 3 and was asked to sing. Are you kidding me? You want real entertainment? Get Kellie and Katharine to start making out.

Then it was down to Bucky and Paris, with Bucky going to the bottom 3 and Paris going to safety. Of course, then we had to endure Bucky singing again before finding out who went home. And as the Buckster was singing “Fat Bottom Girls” again, it occurred to me: this dude really needs to go home. Lucky for me America felt the same.

Now, people of Bumfuck, North Carolina…..you can go change the population sign from 42 back to 43.
Your Bucky is back.

Ace Young, I think you may be next…especially if you try something stupid like “Do Ya Think I’m Sexy?” Actually seeing what the contestants choose to sing is half the fun. See you guys next week.

Marley, OUT.

Deep Cuts: Billy Joel

When I was five years old in 1977, my older brother brought home Billy Joel’s The Stranger LP. Something about that album got me all excited, and it is thanks to that experience that I became the music fan I am to this day. It seems a lot of people tend to deride Billy for whatever reasons, which has never really made much sense. The man has hit upon so many different styles of music in his career, that it seems nearly impossible to not like at least one of his songs.

In 2005, Joel released My Lives, a box set that concentrated mostly on album tracks instead of hit singles. Billy has often said that his own singles hardly tell the whole story about who he is as an artist and musician. Indeed, many of his best tunes are ones that were never released as singles. Therefore, coming up with a Deep Cuts by Billy Joel is pretty much a no-brainer. If nothing else, it can easily serve as a guide to those earlier albums that didn’t yield many hits, but had plenty of treasure hidden within nonetheless.

What follows then is a chronological album-by-album survey of the cream of Billy’s album cuts. Some you may be familiar with, others you may have no knowledge of whatsoever if you’re a casual fan. Hopefully, you’ll be able to explore Billy’s music further if you’re one of those folks who only owns his greatest hits collections. Those hits, great as they are, are truly only the tip of the iceberg. Billy’s best work has often been those “other” songs surrounding the hits. So without further ado, here are Billy Joel’s Deep Cuts.

All of the following were written by Billy Joel.

“Brain Invasion” – Attila
The Attila album is a hilarious, bombastic and failed exercise in the power duo genre (if such a thing exists). If you have to hear only one Attila song, then this is it. It’s a wild instrumental, showing off Billy’s knack for classical and jazz-infused themes as he blasts them out from his super-distorted organ. Drummer Jon Small bashes out the beats in a similarly-crazed fashion. It’s no wonder this band was a failure.

“You Can Make Me Free” – Cold Spring Harbor
When Billy’s botched debut was corrected and re-issued in 1983, some of the songs on the album had been changed. Some, like “Everybody Loves You Now,” had instruments added to them, while others were shortened. This song falls into the latter category (the original was over five minutes) and shows Billy giving it his best McCartney sounding style. The lyrics are all fluff, but Joel’s piano playing is powerful and his then-young voice quite soulful as well.

To see the complete list, jump here.

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