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CMJ 2006 announces first batch of acts

The Knife * The Slits * Hot Chip * The Black Keys * Madlib * Ben Lee * Deerhoof * Blonde Redhead * The Boy Least Likely To * Blue Cheer * Joseph Arthur * Erase Errata * Green Milk from the Planet Orange * Cold War Kids * Silversun Pickups * Califone * White Whale * hellogoodbye * Anathallo * Dr. Dog * Professor Murder * Archie Bronson Outfit * Keren Ann * Jucifer * David Bazan * Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin * Oakley Hall * These Arms Are Snakes * Micah P. Hinson * Portastatic * Cloud Cult * Jason Forrest Band * Thunderbirds Are Now! * Strike Anywhere * Percee P * Mute Math * Suzanne Vega * Extra Golden * 120 Days * The Fever * Girl Talk *

I’m not totally and utterly underwhelmed by the number of big names – CMJ is all about breaking new artists, after all – but I did immediately raise my eyebrows at two of those listed: the Slits and Blue Cheer. Fans of ’70s punk and ’60s garage rock are twitching with glee…

The panelists this year, however, are the real cause for celebration, if only for their diversity. Names include Chris Stein (Blondie), Pat DiNizio (the Smithereens), Janeane Garofalo, George Clinton (Parliament Funkadelic), Roger O’Donnell (the Cure), Billy Sheehan (Mr. Big), and…wait for it…Don fucking DOKKEN, baby!


“Nigel Tufnel? Never heard of him.”

Get more details about this year’s festival here.

A surprise? How unsurprising


She may possibly just belch the kid out.

Britney Spears has announced that her second child was unplanned and a complete surprise. We are not surprised at all, given how basically everything since her first marriage has been completely unplanned. From the marriage to K-Fed with the bridesmades in pink sweatsuits to the post marriage buffet of fried chicken, Zingers and Tab to Sean Preston’s birth to Sean Preston’s near death experience to Britney’s gum chewing interview to her new video featuring her amazing I.Q. and so on.

“It is now starting to get a little tiring, holding (Sean Preston), but the whole pregnancy I’ve done it a lot because he’s very attached,” she tells the magazine. “It makes me feel needed and wanted, so I like it too.”

Yeah, because God knows your fans have loudly walked out the back door and K-Fed is only in it until his album debuts and dies, so keep pumping out those kids, Brit.

YouTube to offer every music video ever

Well, it will be cool if that turns out to be the case. YouTube co-founder Steve Chen hopes to have every music video ever created on the site in 18 months. Granted, there are tons of them already on there, but of course they’re unauthorized and all that hoo-ha. According to the story, the videos would all be offered for free, which is a step better than Google’s current video vault, which offers a lot of videos for 99 cents in a similar iTunes fashion.

“Right now we’re trying to very quickly determine how and what the model is to distribute this content and we’re very aggressive in assisting the labels in trying to get the content on to YouTube,” said Mr Chen.

In honor of the King

As everyone knows, today is my older brother’s birthday (Happy Birthday, Chris!). On a side note, it’s also the day Elvis Presley died all those years ago. Now, I don’t usually pimp my own product around here, but every now and then I sit around and make music videos that I then upload to YouTube. Many folks have enjoyed my tributes to The Velvet Underground, my surreal clips for Billy Joel and Todd Rundgren, and the little girls totally loved my video for the “Totally Spies!” cartoon. Well, my latest endeavor is one called “Viva Fat Elvis.” It’s atribute to the King and hisfinal glory days in 1977. It hasn’t been rated well, and the comments are possibly more entertaining than the clip itself. Nah, scratch that. Bloated E.P. looking totally out of it is always funny. Anyway, enjoy the clip, the comments, and the groovy cheeseball graphics.

Viva Fat Elvis! (For comments, etc.)

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