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Babs gets pissy!

Oh, that Barbra Streisand. She’s returned, you know, after a 12-year retirement. But hey, that’s not what this story is about. This story is about Babs getting bitchy onstage. That’s right, Streisand dropped an f-bomb, shouting it out to a heckler in the audience who got bored with a scripted “comedy routine” between herself and a George W. Bush impersonator.

“Shut the (expletive) up!” Streisand bellowed, drawing wild applause. “Shut up if you can’t take a joke!”

Apparently some folks just wanted to see a Stresiand concert, not listen to her drag out the politics. Forgive them, Babs.

Is a world without Tower Records a world worth living in?

Sadly, we’re about to find out.

The Great American Group – there’s something oddly sinister about that name – has bought Tower’s liquidation rights. All of their remaining stores will be shut down. Dude.

This is like “Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind,” and someone is taking my memories and erasing them from the planet, not just from my head. I spent countless hours at a slew of Tower Records stores. The two most frequented ones were the one on Mass Ave. and Newbury in Boston, which has been gone for years now (I waited in line behind Extreme singer Gary Cherone when we were returning videos) and the one on Clark and Belden in Chicago, where Happy Goth and I once sat on the floor Indian style, like school children, and watched Richard Butler sing various Psychedelic Furs and Love Spit Love songs. Behind me, Art Alexakis from Everclear was still talking with fans, hours after his in-store appearance. Back in 1995, I accidentally walked out of that store with a Pet Shop Boys CD single without paying for it. Seriously, I totally forgot. Sorry, guys.

These stores were second homes to me. I would spend hours and hours perusing the shelves of the singles (12” records in Boston, CDs in Chicago), hitting the listening stations for new music, and checking out the British rock mags like Q. I even went to the Mass Ave. store for a midnight sale the night that Duran Duran’s Wedding Album was being released, and there were hundreds of people there ready to buy records the second the clock struck 12. Of course, most of them were there to buy Van Halen’s live album Right Here, Right Now, but the Durannies were there in strong numbers too, and I remember the thrill of them playing the Wedding Album over the speakers before we could buy it.

There are no places like that anymore.

Sure, Virgin Megastore is still left, but there’s something about their stores that leaves me cold. They have all the same stuff as Tower – indeed, they have even more, with the overpriced clothes and all – but I don’t feel as encouraged to, well, loiter as I did in Tower’s stores. Sure, I’m in the fortunate position of getting all of my music for free now, but what about the 23-year-old version of me out there, or the 14-year-old version? Where are they going to go to find the latest bands? The internet is cool and all, but there was something about actually interacting with other people that created a connection to music, and that is about to disappear forever. Do you think the people at Best Buy and Wal-Mart know the first thing about music? To them, CDs are just units, and next month, they will be gone, replaced by a different unit.

No one wants to admit it, but this is going to have a huge ripple effect throughout the industry, and I don’t like the direction I think things are about to take. A dark, dark day for music fans everywhere.

Movie Tunes: The Top 40 music moments in film history

There’s nothing better for someone who’s a fan of both music and movies to sit down in a theater, watch a film, and find yourself in awe of how the director has utilized a pop song to set a scene or convey a mood. It’s easy to know that you need a romantic song for a romantic moment, but finding the right song…? That’s the hard bit…and it gets even harder as you have to provide the proper sonic backdrop for just about every key moment in the film. Bullz-Eye polled all of our movie and music writers (and then some) to get their favorite uses of pop songs in movies.

The only real criteria we set was this: the song couldn’t have been written specifically for the film or have made its debut on the film’s soundtrack. This was pretty rough on us at first, because it meant we had to say so long to Simple Minds’ “Don’t You (Forget About Me)” (“The Breakfast Club”), bid bye-bye to O.M.D.’s “If You Leave” (“Pretty in Pink”), and offer a fond farewell to Kate Bush’s “This Woman’s Work” (“She’s Having a Baby”).

Fortunately, we had a lot of great songs – and movie moments – waiting in the wings. But be advised: our descriptions contain spoilers galore.

Some sample choices:

36. “Closer,” Nine Inch Nails – Se7en

When I popped in the DVD of “Se7en” to refresh myself with the film’s usage of Trent Reznor’s composition, I was legitimately surprised to find that it didn’t actually begin with it; there are, in fact, four minutes of screen time preceding the song’s appearance. The thing is, the film’s opening credits – over which the harsh, thumping industrial beat of “Closer to God” plays – are so damned creepy and set the tone of the 123 minutes that follow that it never occurred to me that they weren’t the first thing in the movie. The quickly-cut close-up shots of an unidentified individual (later revealed to be our man “John Doe,” a.k.a. Kevin Spacey) filling journals with miniscule handwriting, blacking out lines in books, going through photos of various medical experiments, and – worst of all – using a razor blade to remove his fingerprints will make you shudder. Reznor’s music does most of the talking. In fact, he only sings one line at the very end of the credits: “You get me closer to God.” Uh, actually, it’s about as far away from heaven as you can imagine. If you’d had any idea that this would be the most comfortable you’d feel for the next two hours, you’d’ve walked out of the theater right then and there. – Will Harris

28. “Jump in the Line,” Harry Belafonte – Beetlejuice

With all due respect to the “Day-O” sequence in “Beetlejuice” – it does appear first, and therefore comes as a complete surprise – it is the movie’s closing number, as it were, that gets our vote. Perhaps it’s the song’s relative obscurity (it did not make the Top 40, while “Day-O,” actually titled “Banana Boat,” reached #5), or maybe it’s the song’s brash energy and instant familiarity that roped us in. Oh, who are we kidding, it’s then-fifteen-year-old Winona Ryder, suspended in air and lip-synching to Harry Belafonte, shake, shake, shaking her body line, while the dead football players do a hilarious callback as her backup singers. It was also great to see Michael Keaton’s title character get a, um, little dose of karma from a witch doctor as well. All in all, it is the perfect ending to an unforgettably loony movie. – David Medsker

19. “Tequila,” The Champs – Pee Wee’s Big Adventure

I think it’s safe to say that my entire generation discovered this classic rock song thanks to Pee-Wee Herman and his first flick. Seeing him turn a rowdy biker bar’s clientele into a bunch of grooving softies while dancing to the song on top of the bar in his trademark shoes was the highlight of the movie. How can you not hear this song and not get images in your head of Pee-Wee doing his great little dance? I recall seeing and hearing it for the first time and wondering just what the hell that song was; I even went so far to tape it from the movie itself onto a cassette, so I could groove along with it whenever I liked. Pee-Wee has always been one of the coolest, and we owe him so much thanks for introducing a ton of kids to this always-great song. – Jason Thompson

To see the entire list, click here.

Weekend Video Vault for October 6, 2006

Hey kids, I’m back with your weekly dose of music videos to groove to. As usual, it’s an eclectic bunch of songs that should expand your musical horizons nicely. Enjoy!

Maximo Park – “Apply Some Pressure” This is actually the second video shot for this excellent song, and the better of the two (so says I). For some reason, I can’t find Maximo Park’s album for purchase anywhere locally. Weird. Also, if you’re going through a breakup or divorce the lyrics are really nice. Yes ladies, I’m back on the market!

Juliana Hatfield – “Universal Heartbeat” Ah, Juliana. Meee-ow! Rarrr! Lookin’ nice in both a ragged and primped up version in this clip. All set to a nick rockin’ song to boot, too. And if you really dig Juliana, she recently made available once again 31 fantastic unreleased songs for download on her official site. Dunno if they’re still there. Go surprise yourself.

Hall and Oates – “Your Imagination” Yes, it’s Hall and Oates time! This song was a single from the great Private Eyes album, but didn’t chart as well as the other singles taken from it for some reason. Here we have classic ’80s H&O hamming it up for the camera, with G.E. Smith and T-Bone Wolk looking appropriately goofy as they always did. Great song, groovy video.

Geggy Tah – “Whoever You Are” Learn to drive responsibly with Geggy Tah. Who? Yeah, you’ll know ’em as soon as the song kicks in. A good song for driving around to as well as learning from in this highly educational clip.

Foo Fighters – “Big Me” Ah, it never gets old. The best song Dave Grohl ever recorded. If you disagree, take it up with your local congressman.

Edie Brickell and The New Bohemians – “Love Like We Do” This was always my favorite song of Edie’s and also the track that got me to go out and buy Shooting Rubberbands At The Stars at the time. Unfortunately, only this song and “Little Miss S.” really grooved me from that disc, but so it goes. I still dig her shoes in this clip.

10cc – “Donna” An early clip of the great 10cc doing “Donna” for a group of rowdy kids. OK, so I jest about the rowdy bit. Still, this is a great song and one of my all-time fave bands. If you’re familiar with 10cc only through “I’m Not In Love” and “The Things We Do For Love” you owe it to yourself to pick up The Complete UK Recordings which contains their first two (and best) albums 10cc and Sheet Music, complete with all of the extra singles and alternate versions recorded at the time.

Urge Overkill – “Sister Havana” Man, I don’t think these guys ever topped the grooves locked in on the Saturation album. The only thing that comes close for me is The Stull EP, and that of course is missing the tasty Butcher Brothers production job. Nash Kato’s solo album Debutante is also pretty damn tasty. But here the guys hit the big leagues and rocked out mightily.

Frank Black – “Los Angeles” Man, the early ’90s were filled with a lot of great music, weren’t they? No? Bullshit, they were. It’s true though, what they say. You really can’t go back home. Times have changed too much and God only knows when another musical upheaval will come around. It’s all about the products and consumables anymore, maaaaaan. Hey man is that Freedom Rock? Turn it up!

The Rentals – “Friends of P.” All right, the more I think about it anymore, the more I realize maybe Matt Sharp was right for getting out of Weezer when he did. Not that I’m one of those Pinkerton freaks or anything, but seeing how the Weez kept getting larger diminished returns after “The Green Album” there’s much to speculate about there. And, as much as I really loved Weezer at one time, they seem to bore the crap out of me anymore, and that goes for any of their albums. So here’s to you, Matt. And until next week, have a lovely time in the real world, children.

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