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Forget the old school, G. Let’s go back to the beginning. That’s what DMC (formerly of Run-DMC, for you new kiddies) is doing on his first solo album. He’s digging up the classic rock grooves that he has dug for a long time for the disc. He wants old white dudes in their 60s to enjoy it. Hell, I am on board. Being 33, I like the old school, and I always liked DMC, and if he wants to rock me with some classics, then I’ll be listening. My money’s down for it being better than Rev Run’s recent release, anyway. Just remember, “these rhymes are Darryl’s, those burgers are Ronald’s!”

Yes, you heard it right here, folks. Our beloved punching bag Scott Stapp got married and then was arrested 24 hours later for public intoxication. Oh my, what fun. And who the hell names their kid “Jagger”? Why, Scott Stampp does, of course! And let’s not forget how groovy unto the Lord he is as well. After all, we have so many of his fans showing up here and telling us that. Well fans, he’s proven to be a douchebag yet again. Do you think Jebus will forgive him for his escapades? And how dumb does a woman have to be to even get involved with this loser, let alone one as smokin’ as Jaclyn Nesheiwat? Place your bets on how long this one will last. If Stampp gets divorced, he’ll be one step closer to being Satan’s flunky.

If they had, then I doubt that Trent Reznor would be apearing in one their new ads. Not that I care, really. PETA and Nine Inch Nails both occupy a dark junk drawer of my heart slated to be cleaned out this spring. I think I’ll start wearing a coat of skinned rabbits. Something’s gotta up my celeb status sometime, and getting yelled at by PETA is often a great way of going about it.