Author: David Medsker (Page 86 of 96)

Don’t say that Jessica Simpson doesn’t know her core strengths

Huzzah to Donna Da Iguana for introducing us to The Superficial. It’s just like Defamer, only less chatty. And, like Defamer, they love the rack. I know, I know, who doesn’t? Especially Jessica Simpson’s, when it’s popping through her dress?

Jessica Simpson, cold and/or excited
“Man, have you tried that sudoku game? It’s HARD.”

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If you’re not taping VH-1 Classic today…

…you’re missing out on a rebroadcast of the first 24 hours of MTV.

I watched some last night, and here’s what was part of the goods:

Split Enz – History Never Repeats, One Step Ahead
Robert Palmer – Looking for Clues
PhD – Little Suzie’s on the Up (I’m secretly hoping that “I Won’t Let You Down” pops up later)
Shoes – Too Late

For a guy whose musical tastes were almost entirely influenced by early MTV, this is like Christmas day.

ESD Album Cover Quiz #2: Easier! 100% more fun!

Okay, so that first stab at the album cover quiz, well, let’s not mince words, it was fookin’ impossible, I admit it. This time, I tried to assemble a more focused list, so if you know one, odds are you know the rest. But there’s a catch: each of these albums has something in common with the others. So along with the names of the artists and album titles, you also need to list the one thing that they have in common. Send in your answers to davidm @ bullz-eye.com with “Album cover quiz” in the heading. Have fun, and enjoy! (Note: in order to prevent anyone from blabbing the answers, the Comments feature has been disabled. Sorry, dude.)

This just in: Chrissie Hynde is a staunch Republican

Well, if the National Review’s recent list of Top 50 Conservative Rock Songs is to be believed. Her song, “My City Was Gone,” was selected for its conservative message regarding resistance to sudden change. Now, maybe it’s just me, but if you were to ask Chrissie about this, I’m pretty sure she’d rather snort a line up Dran-O than say that she represents conservative values in any way, shape or form.

The #1 song on the list, you ask? “Won’t Get Fooled Again,” by the Who. They conveniently overlooked the fact that Pete Townshend (who’s gay, eeek!) considers that the worst song he’s ever written. Also glaringly absent is gangsta rap, which represents conservative values better than any genre, including country. Pro-firearms? Check. Anti-gay? Check. Pro-entreprenuerial? Check. Pro-male? Checkmate.

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