You had me, then you lost me.

You had me: Mariah Carey appears on the cover of – and in a layout in – the new issue of Playboy.

You lost me: she’s not naked.

Haven’t we already ALMOST seen everything Mariah’s got to offer…?

Plus, I mean, good lord, this picture is on her official MySpace page…and that’s free. (If that link doesn’t work, here’s another one ; it doesn’t take you to MySpace, but it’s the same photo, I assure you.)