Month: May 2006 (Page 4 of 15)

…a good first step would be to avoid naming her after Madonna.

Sadly, Ginger Spice apparently failed to read that particular memo, as she recently introduced daughter Bluebell Madonna to the world.

“There’s a good reason I picked Madonna as a middle name, too. As she came out of my tummy, Bluebell had both arms flung wide in the air as if announcing to the world, ‘Hi! I’m here!’

“She was screaming her head off, as though she was shouting, ‘Hello Wembley!’ No one else has that name, apart from the Virgin Madonna and the singer, whom I love.”

So, this poor child has a Spice Girl for a mommy, and she’s named after the original exhibitionist. Yep, there is definitely a spotlight and a bright shiny stripper pole in her future.

Oh, and for the record, it’s probably also a good idea to avoid naming your daughter after a brand of ice cream whose logo includes a giant cow. Just a helpful tip.