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K-Fed rubs off

And not in the good way, either. Perhaps Britney really does dig him and thinks he’s got something going on musically as Spears is going to rap on her next album. She’s hooked up with Destiny’s Child producer Jonathan Rotem, who says

“”Not rap rap, but talk rap. It’s definitely Britney, but the next level. With songs like Toxic she was very innovative, and we’re trying to top it. Push it to the next thing.”

OK, so “rap” as in the old ’60s meaning of the word. Pushing it to the next level. She’s gonna pull a Dylan or a Reed. Walk on the wild side, you know. The new album is supposedly going to be “edgy” too. I don’t know what that means. Maybe it’ll be like when Jewel rcorded herself reading her bad poetry and maiing a bunch of moolah. I expect you can get really edgy from a Chee-tohs diet, however.

American Idol: And Then There Were Three

Three contestants left, only four episodes remaining of one of the most popular reality TV shows, and thankfully, only one more week of Ryan Seacrest….that is, until he pops up somewhere else. I’m guessing the folks at “Wheel of Fortune” are waiting for Pat Sajak to retire already so they can stick someone like Seacrest in his place.

Anyway, last night the final three performed, and each did three songs chosen by different people. Legendary music industry executive Clive Davis was on hand and chose the first song for each of them. Then each judge chose one song for one designated Idol. Finally, they each were able to choose their own song. So how did it shake out? Let’s go to the Marley Videotape……

Elliott Yamin

I’ve been writing this blog for four months and I still don’t know for sure if Elliott’s name has one “t” or two. Do I care? No. If I did, I’d probably be wearing a suit and telling people what to write in this blog instead of writing it myself. But anyway…

Elliott started out with Journey’s “Open Arms,” the Clive Davis choice….it was a pretty good selection but Elliott seemed to try a little too hard. Simon even suggested that Elliott needs to loosen up a bit. Paula Abdul got to pick Elliott’s second song, which was Bobby Caldwell’s “What You Won’t Do For Love”…and what I thought was the perfect song for Elliott. Randy said it was sharp in spots, but Simon declared it as “really good.” His last selection was “I Believe in My Soul,” the old Ray Charles song that was re-cut by one of Elliott’s heroes, Donny Hathaway. Randy said it wasn’t perfect but that there is not doubt Elliott can sing well. Simon said it was good but predicted that this would be the end of the competition for Elliott.

Katharine McPhee

Katharine started out with Clive Davis’ choice, R. Kelly’s “I Believe I Can Fly.” For some reason it seemed a bit disjointed but we all know Katharine can sing her ass off. Randy even said it wasn’t quite right and Simon made mention that he’s still waiting for Katharine to create a special moment on the show. Paula Abdul was once again drunk. Katharine’s second song was “Somewhere Over the Rainbow,” which Simon Cowell chose for her. Simon wanted his moment, and Katharine delivered it. Holy crap, was that awesome. Randy and Simon both said it was the best vocal so far of the entire competition….that’s a stretch, but it was damn good. Katharine finished with Ella Fitzgerald’s “I Ain’t Got Nothin’ But the Blues” and while it was a bit of a reach, she pulled it off okay. Look for Katharine to make it to the final based solely on her second performance last night.

Taylor Hicks

Taylor started out with Bruce Springsteen’s “Dancing in the Dark” and you could almost see the expression on his face toward Clive Davis, saying “Come on, old man, that’s the best you could do?” Instead he did the right think and respectfully thanked him, then went out and did the song and Davis proud. He had a lot of fun, as always, and even dragged Paula up to dance ala Springsteen and Courtney Cox in the video. Did I mention Paula was drunk? Randy Jackson chose Taylor’s second song, Joe Cocker’s “You Are So Beautiful,” and it was the perfect song for him. Simon said it was his best performance yet. He closed with “Try a Little Tenderness”…..which Paula said was incredible and to which Simon declared, “See you next week.”

So there you have it….it appears, at least on paper, that Elliott Yamin will finally be exiting “American Idol” after hanging in there for so long. But we’ve all been wrong before, so you really never know. Let’s remember that we all thought Chris Daughtry would surely be in the finals and got booted off last week. Mrs. Marley kept reminding me of that during the show, just in case I had forgotten.

I still think Taylor Hicks is going to be the next American Idol, but if he doesn’t stop that “Soul Patrol” thing, I’m going to drive Buffybot to the river to drown those kittens. Dude, is someone pulling a string every time you finish a song? “Soul Patrol, Soul Patrol, Soul Patrol!” Okay, we GET it.

See you all tomorrow, and till then,

Marley, OUT.

Bill Parsons, “She Blinded Me With Science”

I don’t know the first thing about this guy, I admit it…but you know how sometimes a person will do a cover song, and their interpretation of the song is just SO GOOD that you immediately want to know more about their original material?

This is that kind of cover. You can check out a sample of it here; it’s taken from his second (and, as far as I can tell, most recent), 2000’s Special Delivery, and it’s available for download on eMusic. Now that I’ve gotten this song (which I only found when, in a post-concert Thomas Dolby glow, I tried to find something by Dolby that I didn’t already have), I’m definitely going back for the whole thing.

So what the fuck did happen to Jesse Camp?

If you haven’t read that latest “American Idol” blog entry below, I commented about Jesse Camp who won MTV’s contest the one year to become a VJ. The guy was a complete fucking moron, and if anything it was hilarious to watch the guy crash and burn daily on the network and see everyone else just try to deal with it. Anyway, no one really knows where the fuck the guy went. Messages over at imdb say he was filming a documentary about Tesla in 2004, and then he was working in some record shop that was closing in 2005. Where ever the douchebag is, let’s remember him through a few sites that are still up…that were created at the time of his glorious fame.

Jesse Camp’s World
A Day in the Life of Jesse Camp
Andrea’s High Flyin’ No Denyin’ Jesse Camp Shrine
The Stinky “Jese Camp ROX!!!!” Site
Ink 19’s review of Jesse’s CD

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