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Ricky Martin is definitely doing better elsewhere. During a recent performance in which he sang the little ditty “Asignatura Presidente,” Martin gave Bushie the proverbial one finger salute. Unlike over here where you don’t get played on the radio for telling it like it is, the San Juan fans cheered Martin on. Quoth the singer via an email statement, “[A]s long as I have a voice onstage and offstage, I will always condemn war and those who promulgate it.”

Yeah, over here we still just burn our CDs and blacklist you from getting your songs played, because this is America, filled with all sorts of freedoms.

Time to place bets on when Li’l Kim will be back in the pokey as well. Foxy Brown was held in jail overnight in Florida on batter and obstruction of justice charges. She was currently serving three years worth of probation due to assaulting some nail stylists over a manicure. Ah, the rich and stupid. One of these days they’ll all be locked up in a nice human-sized gerbil homes with nothing but shredded newspapers and their own poopy to keep them company.

Shaboogie bop, indeed.

No pun intended! But, it seems that some viewers saw Prince’s silhouetted performance during Super Bowl XLI to have phallic overtones. I’m one of those people, actually, but only becuase I saw it as good ol’ Prince doing what he does best. So he stroked his guitar off – did you expect anything less? Of course, I was also screaming things like “Play ‘Soft And Wet’!” and “Play ‘Cream’ or ‘Scarlet Pussy’, goddammit!” at the screen the whole time. A medley of his “dirty” tunes would’ve rocked. Nice do-rag, by the way, Mr. Nelson.