Hey, whoa, time out!
With all the goings-on in his life lately, it apparently just slipped Kanye West’s mind to return the Mercedes Benz he’s been leasing, now that the lease has expired.
Um…is this actually the best the gossip hounds can come up with on Kanye? So he forgot to turn in the Benz. Like the guy doesn’t have the money to pay for it…? The bill was probably paid within ten minutes of this story hitting the wire.
If you haven’t been over to K-Fed’s MySpace page, do yourself a favor and hit that shit. In the meantime, here are some hilarious comments left from fans over there.
“you’ve got some talent”
“ur sexy”
“…Brit is one lucky girl!”
“Im really liking the Jam Kevin!!! I wish they would give it more air play..”
“Your music btw is very good, the media though makes it sound like you suck..furthest thing from the truth keep making music it will happen for you!”
“damn k-fed, your shit is tight. keep makin music 4-eva”
“i saw ur myspace on “E” channel..and i was like “ha! he’s already my friend :)”
“Hey Kevin. How are you, man? Your music is awesome! Many of my friends went to your album listening party at PURE and they totally loved it!”
“I look the track it’s hottt!”
“you’re a lucky fellow you got to knock up britney, you know how many guys want to do that”
“seriously l dident knew u had skills to rap, u sound pretty good bro, liking america most hated, good luck whit the album pretty sure it ill do good, and fuck all them haterz.”
Mark E. Smith, lead singer and songwriter of the Fall, has been through so many band members over the years that he really should just go ahead and install a revolving door at the group’s headquarters…but this latest development is a hell of a thing, even for him.
First off, three members of the band – guitarist Ben Pritchard, bassist Steve Trafford and drummer Spencer Birtwhistle – quit the band after the Fall’s May 7th show in Phoenix, AZ…a show which, as it happens, ended abruptly when Justin Williams, the lead singer of the opening band on the tour (the Talk), threw a banana peel at Smith.
Williams said, on the Talk’s MySpace page, “MARK E. SMITH a.k.a MR. BURNS has managed to piss off his band so bad they quit and left him in america with his crazy wife slash one fingered keyboard player. MARK pulled a corkscrew on his bass player poured beer and ashed on the head of his tour manager while driving (who has also quit the tour) and played only one full set without slithering off stage to his R.V. to dive into a bottle of scotch.”
Shockingly, the Fall’s official website announced after the show that the Talk’s services as openers would no longer be required on the tour…but, yes, the tour is continuing. Smith’s already gotten replacement players. Given his tendency to kick members of the Fall to the curb on a seemingly-daily basis, I have to presume he keeps a musician recruitment service on speed dial…
The Smoking Gun is now featuring rider lists for all those actors turned wannabe musicians. Man, I had no idea Steven Seagal was in “The Steven Segal Band!” That’s just gotta rock harder than anything. Anyway, amongst the lists are the following:
Proof that Jared Leto really has no taste at all:
Two cases of Miller Lite in cans
Proof that Dennis Quaid’s is hopped up on goofball juice:
10 Red Bulls onstage
10 Red Bulls backstage
Proof Stevan Seagal likes to keep it clean after getting dirty:
1 bottle of mouthwash
2 boxes of tissues
Britney Spears admitted to David Letterman and the rest of the world that she’s knocked up again. This wouldn’t really be interesting news, if only for the fact that it means she continues to let K-Fed have sex with her and create more offspring. Why she does is anyone’s guess, as we know she’ll be dumping his ass as soon as he releases that giant turd of a debut album later this year. Still, K-Fed keeps dishing out the tracks, with his latest Internet giveaway being “America’s Most Hated” (“This marijuana’s got me heavily sedated / I’m Kevin Federline, America’s mosted hated”). Oh, K-Fed, you’re so delusional. Everyone knows Scott Stapp is America’s Most Hated and that you’re nothing more than a tick on Britney’s ass sucking out what little talent she has left.
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