Category: Artists (Page 213 of 262)

Hip-hop Hilton…? God help us.

Paris Hilton says her debut album, as yet untitled, will be a mixture of reggae, pop, and hip-hop.

That’s right, kids, because ain’t nobody tougher than Paris, yo. And ain’t nothin’ more hardcore than her doin’ a cover of Rod Stewart’s “Do Ya Think I’m Sexy,” know what I’m sayin’…?

Actually, the most ridiculous thing about this article is the quote from Paris where she says she had to overcome shyness to become a singer. “When I finally let go and did it,” she said, “I realized it is what I am most talented at and what I love to do the most.”

Given the previous “talent” she’s shown as an actress…am I the only one who cheered when she bought it in “House of Wax”?…one can only hope she shows a bit more aptitude with this project.

Sick of James Blunt, too? So is this radio station

Now if only the rest of the world would follow this lead. An English radio station has decided to stop playing James Blunt’s songs “You’re Beautiful” and “Goodbye My Lover” because they’re sick of hearing them. Indeed. Just being within a 50 midle radius of hearing those songs is grounds for psychotic viloence by the listener. Hopefully Blunt’s career tragjectory will ape that of similar artists such as Pete Yorn, who also could bores the tears out of boredom itself and who also managed to insult everyone by reissuing his debut album multiple times.

Signs of Satan!

In my continuing quest to delve deeply into “Satanic rock,” I have stumbled across this site, which breaks down the usage of the “El Diablo” hand gesture. Everyone from Helen Keller to good old Spider-Man gets thrown into the evil pot here! Special attention is given to Dio, John Lennon Kid Rock, and…oh no, not Amy Grant! And don’t forget that McDonald’s CEO as well. It seems like everyone’s in love with the debbil these days. Someday I’m gonna actually find some Satanic music other than Amy Grant’s (hers isn’t too groovy) to get down to.

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