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Corporate Lou

It gets harder and harder to come up with any defenses as to why I love Lou Reed and his music. Case in point, this video of him performing “What’s Good” for some suits. It’s not whom he’s performing for that bugs me; I couldn’t care less where Lou gets his money. It’s just that he’s become so goddamned boring as of late during his live performances. And the thing is, people eat it up. Like it’s this great honor just to be in the same room with the guy. Way to go, Lou. You butchered up another good song of yours by dragging it out into la-la land and making people think you’re Serious. I liked you more when you were a posturing egomaniac on drugs. At least there was an excuse for your behavior then.

Jesus would be doing the same thing

Ah, that Madonna. NBC networks have been in negotiations to film and broadcast her current tour, but have put in a request that Madge not perform “Live To Tell” while hanging from a cross. Of course, she’s not backing down. Quoth M:

“It is no different than a person wearing a cross. My performance is neither anti-Christian, sacrilegious or blasphemous…It is my plea to the audience to encourage mankind to help one another…I believe in my heart that if Jesus were alive today he would be doing the same thing.”

I’m not sure that he’d be going around performing on a cross, but hey, what do I know? Call me kooky.

Diddy meets resistance from YouTube users

Diddy, you’re not welcome at YouTube. Go away, already. The users have spoken their minds in regards to your recent partnering with Burger King to “buy” a channel on the site with videos of their own. Ah yes, Diddy infiltrated YouTube recently after helping to whore out some BK (but we all know BK is whoring out Diddy) in a “partnership” designed to help him kick it on YouTube. Unfortunately for him, YouTube is a bit more accustomed to reality, where no one is hooked up to I.V.s filled with Cristal and someone’s bling-bling can more often consist of a Ring Pop instead of serious ice. So the anti-Diddy folks have started making a slew of anti-Diddy videos to welcome P. Puffy into the realms of cool videos. Get used to it, Diddy-O. Reality’s a bitch.

Two of the groovy response videos out there:

Weekend Video Vault for October 27, 2006

Trick or treat! Oh, it’s all tricks this week, kids. Seeing how Halloween will have come and gone by the time the next video update caresses your eyes, I thought I’d do something a little different this week. Instead of the usual professional videos gathered for your pleasure, this time I scoured YouTube for some really great clips of regular people just lip syncing to songs in front of their web cams. It’s good and good for you, and maybe you won’t find the razor blade tucked away inside the chewy goodness! So have a great weekend, and Happy Halloween to you all.

“pcp lol dumbass boring lip sync” If this is just a joke, it’s hilarious as is. If it isn’t a joke, then it’s twice as funny. It is placed in the “comedy” category, so we’ll give dakingpcp (who made the video) the benefit of the doubt. I dunno what the hell the song is he’s lip syncing to, but the hand gestures and facial expressions are pure gold.

“i want you to want me” boybandlover001 hits us over the head while lip syncing (By request, even!) to Lindsay Lohan’s cover of Cheap Trick’s “I Want You To Want Me.” This one takes a little while to load for some reason, so give it a little time. You gotta love folks who look at themselves in their monitors instead of straight into the camera. Place your bets now on if you think this girl even knows about Cheap Trick.

“Lip-sync” Bendyfreak004 gives us this disturbing video of her lip syncing to Celine Dion’s cover of Eric Carmen’s “All By Myself.” The audio isn’t too good, but that video…ah…what’s the phrase for it? “Illegal in 45 states,” I think.

“Cher Lip Sync” lordhazzard (of Lord Hazzard Productions) has a few hilarious clips available, but this one is the best. A perfect send up of everyone who takes themselves seriously when making lip syncing videos.

“James Blunt Music Video – You’re Beautiful” No, it’s not the official video, but rather a video made by PetrosBakalyan based on Blunt’s overplayed hit. Why can’t this song just go away? Don’t you see, it inspires people to make videos like this? My eyes!

“Lip Sync Madness” vialyone gives us this hilarious lip sync medley. Intentionally hilarious, mind you.

“Grillz Lip Sync” Here’s NJDevilBrodeur lip syncing to Nelly’s “Grillz”! I still think Mike Rowe does it best, but this is good and plenty as well.

“sexy love lip syncing” alvisjose is really feelin’ it in his lip syncing contribution to the Internet at large. Perhaps he’s feelin’ it a little too much. So many people post these videos with descriptions saying they were just bored when they did it, but we all know this isn’t the case. People wanna be stahz, kid!

“me n pussycat dolls” And underage girls everywhere get the idea to do a little sumthin’ sumthin’ like this, yo. darkdeceiver entertains us with some scintillatingly poor pixelated lip syncing, but as she says in the comments section you can just ask anyone if she can really lip sync!

“magic_moments” All right, we’ll close out this frightfest with flight0001 entertaining himself in front of his webcam. You have to admire a dude like this entertaining himself and everyone else. It uhhh…throws a bit of cold water on they who would take themselves too seriously while attempting a similar feat.

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