While Britney is busy chewing gum on TV defending her shallow marriage and parenting skills, Christina Aguilera is busy reinventing herself as “Baby Jane.” It’s all part of a plan for her tour for her next album. Baby Jane’s gonna be playing small jazz clubs and getting real, proving she’s the genuine artist, shedding her former hobag status and trying to pull off some kind Madonna type transformation. Problem is, when Madonna did that whole jazzy thing via the I’m Breathless album, no one gave a damn (but to be fair, I’ve always felt it was one of her groovier albums if only because it was fluff). We’ll see how Christina fares in non-smoky jazz clubs filled to the brim with all her little fans wanting to hear those old hits of yore. She’d better watch out though, as she’s stepping dangerously close to Richard Cheese territory, and we all know Mr. Cheese is the best thing out there when it comes to lounge pop done right.