When your career’s in a slump, whaddaya do? Get married is what! Then people like me talk about you and you’re back in the minds of everyone again, despite making crappy music. So who are our lucky newlyweds? Why, it’s none other than Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley! Whibley, if you don’t know, is the guitarist and singer of Sum 41. Both Avril and Whibley had about one big annoying hit each, and then their fans grew up and decided they liked real music. I give this marriage less than a year. I can’t seriously see anyone wanting to stay with either of these two for more than a weekend at best.