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Big boobs love big boobs

Only, not for fundraising. Yes, Jessica Simpson turned down an invitation with the prez when the dinner date looked more like a fundraising event. She’s not own with that, although her father was quick to point out that the Simpsons are big supporters of monkey man. Of course we’re talking about the Simpsons here, not anyone intelligent. So you have to take these things with a grain of salt. No word on if Nick Lachey put a desperate bid in to show up at the White House in lieu of his ex-ditz.

The New Cars: overdue reunion or blatant money grab?

I will confess to thinking that the idea of the New Cars, featuring Todd Rundgren on lead vocals and former Tube Prairie Prince on drums, was shameless. The lead singer and main songwriter isn’t involved, the other main singer is dead, and the drummer is not involved, presumably because he’s trapped under something heavy. Elliot Easton and Greg Hawkes, it appeared, needed some money, and were not afraid to cash in on their former glory in order to get it.

And then I saw the video. Ho, ly, shit. Todd Rundgren is a dead ringer for Ric Ocasek. He even wears sunglasses in the video, like Ocasek was fond of doing. The song sounds like a vintage, Shake It Up-era track, no joke. Okay, the song’s not going to make anyone stop listening to “Just What I Needed,” but as comebacks go, this is better than you think.

To see the video, click here.

Howard Stern finally admits to being a complete douchewad

Need proof that Hoo-Hoo Stern is a total prick when it comes to his overbearing and talentless ego? Then look no further to his statements regarding a long-rumored gag order against Opie and Anthony. Thanks for finally coming clean on one of many matters, Hoo-Hoo. Maybe you should also get some plastic surgery for your show, seeing how what you got done on yourself helped you none.

When Stern was asked by a caller about the gag order, he confirmed it by admitting, “That’s right. I believe in censoring anyone who is my enemy.” He also added, “I believe in censorship when it benefits me.”

Playing back that audio on their XM Satellite Radio program this morning, Anthony noted the hypocrisy of that statement by saying, “He’s been complaining that individual members of the FCC were putting their morality on his program instead of interpreting FCC law … which is exactly what he did [with us].”

O&A have also been pointing out what they call more hypocrisy by Stern for taking off certain Fridays, playing audio of Stern, Robin Quivers and Artie Lange discussing why it is important to be in the studio five days a week. “If you are not there on Fridays, then you are doing a disservice to your audience,” says Stern in the audio clip. “If you are going to do this job, then you show up every day and give it your best.”

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