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Hey, better watch it there, Chief…

Ricky Wilson, lead singer of the Kaiser Chiefs, can’t seem to go more than a few weeks without getting wounded in some fashion or other.

* In March 2005, he hurt his ankle.
* In August 2005, he hurt his ankle again.
* In October 2005, he collapsed in mid-show.

And since he can’t help but keep topping himself, now he’s gone and gotten himself hit by a car.

On the band’s website, it was announced that “Ricky was hit by a car whilst walking across a pedestrian crossing in Leeds town centre mid evening on Sunday. He’s the luckiest man alive, because he is still alive, it sounds daft, but a ‘Ricky trademark jump’ has probably saved his life. The jump meant he was flipped over the top of the car, hitting the windscreen, rather than getting trapped under it. He was crossing on a green pedestrian light. Whether it was a joyrider, wreckless driving or drunk driving we still don’t know. Police are investigating – we’d like to thank the witnesses that have come forward so far. Ricky has escaped with minor injuries, a broken toe and bruising.”

All I know is, if they don’t find the guy who did this, well, I predict…

Nah, I can’t do it, it’s too easy.

Aw, maaaaaaannnnnnn…now I have to buy the new Dixie Chicks album.

I don’t really see where I have any choice. According to the Washington Post story on the album, the trio – Emily Robison, Natalie Maines, and Martie McGuire – “collaborated on the album’s 14 songs with more than a half-dozen writers, including Sheryl Crow, Neil Finn, alt-country godhead Gary Louris and Dan Wilson of Semisonic and Trip Shakespeare.”

Okay, you tempted me with Dan Wilson, you had my curiosity legitimately piqued with Gary Louris…but Neil Finn, too? Dammit. I had a really good run going of not owning any Dixie Chicks. Oh, well, at least my wife likes country, so I can make false claims that I really bought it for her…

If you want to keep your daughter off the pole…

…a good first step would be to avoid naming her after Madonna.

gingerbluebell

Sadly, Ginger Spice apparently failed to read that particular memo, as she recently introduced daughter Bluebell Madonna to the world.

“There’s a good reason I picked Madonna as a middle name, too. As she came out of my tummy, Bluebell had both arms flung wide in the air as if announcing to the world, ‘Hi! I’m here!’

“She was screaming her head off, as though she was shouting, ‘Hello Wembley!’ No one else has that name, apart from the Virgin Madonna and the singer, whom I love.”

So, this poor child has a Spice Girl for a mommy, and she’s named after the original exhibitionist. Yep, there is definitely a spotlight and a bright shiny stripper pole in her future.

Oh, and for the record, it’s probably also a good idea to avoid naming your daughter after a brand of ice cream whose logo includes a giant cow. Just a helpful tip.

Madonna crucifies your love

Amazing that the old bag can still piss people off. Madge recently caused some sort of uproar when she appeared crucified on a bejeweled cross during a live show. All the hardcore fans lapped it up, those opposed said nay, and the rest of us just sighed and told her it was really time to put some clothes on. Here’s hoping she does something sexy with Yoko Ono before she bites the big one (Ono, that is). You know it’s going to happen eventually. Madonna will suddenly appear as Mary Magdalene saying how influential and amazing Yoko was and the next thing you see will be both of them half naked and reading headlines from newspapers over a dance beat.

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