Category: News (Page 61 of 136)

After receiving the billionth request, God complies with perv nation

Britney Spears, bottomless. (Most decidedly NSFW)

The Superficial comes through again, and thankfully (if there is indeed anything thankful to be had from this) Brit’s junk doesn’t look like it’s been through the wringer like those hideous shots of Lindsay Lohan from a while back. But be warned, fellow readers. Once you click this link, your life will be forever changed, and not necessarily for the better. (Prepare for delays in uploading. The site, as you can imagine, is getting pummelled with traffic.)

K-Fed says no sex tape

Thank God, or whomever or whatever you’d care to thank. K-Fed has denied any sex tape of him and Brtiney Spears exists. That’s one porno no one should have to see. What would it consist of? A lot of snacking and belching (And not on food – zing!), K-Fed mumbling about weed and Brit-Brit squawking about not being able to understand what was going on undoubtedly. Spears claims the rumours have tainted her image. Riiiiiiiiight.

Stephen Tyler battles Hep-C


Carly Simon looking pretty rough

Well if you didn’t know before, you do now. Stephen Tyler recently announced his battle with Hepatits C, a condition he was diagnosed with three years ago. He’s now free from the condition, but the question remains, who the hell did he contract it from? According to Tyler, going through chemo and being placed on Interferon put a strain on his marriage. But really, you’d thing having Hep-C would have done that all on its own.

“I may go on Oprah and talk about this,” he says. “I mean you know it’s just one of those things… it’s one of those things people don’t speak about it, but it is treatable.”

Hopefully Oprah will have free shots for everyone hidden under their seats if Stephen does go on her show.

On the latest volume of the “O.C.” soundtrack…

…please to find the worst cover of the Sex Pistols’ “Pretty Vacant” since the version on Joan Jett’s 1990’s album, The Hit List.

Click here if you don’t trust me. “Oy! Oy! Oy!” Gimme a fucking break…

And, y’know, I was originally psyched at the idea of hearing this compilation, given this all-covers track listing…

Goldspot – “Float On” (Modest Mouse)
Rock Kills Kid – “I Turn My Camera On” (Spoon)
Lady Sovereign – “Pretty Vacant” (The Sex Pistols)
Mates of State – “California” (Phantom Planet)
Pinback – “Wasted” (Black Flag)
John Paul White – “Can’t Get It Out Of My Head” (ELO)
Rogue Wave – “Debaser” (The Pixies)
Syd Matters – “Hello Sunshine” (Super Furry Animals)
Tally Hall – “Smile Like You Mean It” (The Killers)
The M’s – “Come Into Our Room” (Clinic)
Band Of Horses – “The End’s Not Near” (The New Year)
Ashtar Command – “Into Dust” (Mazzy Star)

…but the Pistols cover has me on edge and disturbed at how awful some of the other tracks might be.

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