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Stapp’s wife: “There’s a lot of pot in the house.”


America’s Least Wanted: Scotty Stampp

Oh, that Scott Stapp. How the mighty weak have fallen. Recently, Stapp’s wife called the po-po on him, citing his throwing a glass at her after heavy partying, and “a lot of pot” being in the hizzouse. The paddy wagon showed up and confiscated Stampp’s guns that his betrothed also alerted them to (though he obtained them legally). He was released from jail yesterday and will have to undergo random drug testing. Sheesh. We can lock up Paris Hilton, but we can’t get this guy behind bars for a good long time? Can we at least force him to drink Drano?

George Michael to quit Britain

Well, that’s very big of you, George. Yes, the troubled singer recently stated that may leave Britain due to the constant attention focused on his recent and ongoing personal dilemmas. Of course, he could just take the advice to quit being a self-destructive shmuck who doesn’t seem to give a rat’s ass what he’s doing in public anymore. Of course, that would mean admitting to having screwed up and we know how much he likes to do that.

Shhhh! Don’t tell anyone, but New Order is finished

Whoops. During an interview with XM DJ Clint Boon, Peter Hook accidentally let it slip that New Order is no more.

Now, I love New Order. If I had a dollar for every time I’ve played one of their songs, I’d be a wealthy, wealthy man. But I’m glad they’re finished. Their last album, Waiting for the Siren’s Call, bored me to tears, and as I was considering bands to include for an upcoming piece on bands that should break up and bands that should get back together, New Order was near the top of my list. Gee, maybe I should use this power of suggestion in other ways. Hey, Blue October. It’s time for you to break up now. Hey, Taking Back Sunday…

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