Category: Pop (Page 191 of 216)

Wait ’til they get a load of THIS…

If you’re torn as to which you should be more excited about…the fact that Heath Ledger has been selected to play the Joker in the next “Batman” flick, or that Meatloaf is getting ready to release Bat Out of Hell III…then we’ve got the perfect middle ground for you: an MP3 of a Jim Steinman composition that was intended for a never-produced “Batman” musical. The song is called “Wonderful Toys,” as in, “Where does he get those…?” It’s over the top in that way where, when it reaches its heights, you realize, “Hey, I can see my house from here.”

Shame the thing didn’t get produced. I have visions of Joel Shumacher directing…

“The Man” sticks it to “Weird Al”…

…and Al sticks it right back!

Actually, this is kind old news, but a response to an earlier posting where I posited that “Weird Al” Yankovic’s parody of James Blunt’s “You’re Beautiful” (called – naturally – “You’re Pitiful”) would be on his new album, Straight Outta Lynnwood was deemed inaccurate, so I went into research mode. It made sense that it’d be on there, after all, he’s made the song available as a free download on his site, so I figured it was intended as a teaser for the upcoming disc.

Yeah, not so much.

Isn’t it amazing what a haircut and a shave can do for a guy?
(Yes, we’re serious. This really is “Weird” Al Yankovic.)

Although Blunt himself gave the go-ahead for the cover, according to Yankovic in an E-mail interview with NPR, Blunt’s label – Atlantic Records – quashed his plans to put it on the forthcoming album.

“The legality in this case is somewhat moot,” Yankovic wrote NPR. “James Blunt could still let me put it on my album if he really wanted to, but he obviously doesn’t want to alienate his own record company… and my label (Volcano) could release the parody without Atlantic’s blessing, but they don’t really want to go to war with another label over this. So really, it’s more of a political matter than a legal matter. I have a long-standing history of respecting artists’ wishes, so if James Blunt himself were objecting, I wouldn’t even offer my parody for free on my Web site. But since it’s a bunch of suits — who are actually going against their own artist’s wishes — I have absolutely no problem with it.”

Word.

What? A former boy-band member is gay? Preposterous!

Fiddlesticks. Does this look like the face of a gay man to you?

Clearly Lance Bass is just looking to steal the spotlight from JT’s new single, or possibly horn in on some of the media attention those two former 98 Degrees singers are getting. Between Drew Lachey’s winning the title of King Star Dancer and brother Nick’s public nursing of his she-devil-inflicted wounds, Lance is probably just feeling a little left out of the Boy Band Alumni limelight.

Gay, shmay. Next they’ll be telling us that Tom Cruise is gay, or something equally ridiculous…

Because too much Simon Cowell is never enough…

…his prolific production company is now bringing us “Celebrity Duets,” featuring the likes of Cyndi Lauper, Smokey Robinson, and Macy Gray…but also Kenny Loggins, Dionne Warwick, and confirmed ass clown Michael Bolton. Each singer will be paired with a celebrity NOT known for his or her singing ability, and the matchups will change each week.

The show will begin airing on Fox the evening of August 29…make plans to either record or avoid it accordingly.

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