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Last night’s “American Idol” featured two eliminations, because the big shocker last week during “Idol Gives Back” was that everyone was safe. So it was back to business, as host Ryan Seacrest said. So after some weird banter between Seacrest and Simon, it was on to the show. Does anyone out there understand that creepy banter?

Since the results show is now typicall an hour long, with an extra performance other than by the “mentor” of the week, we were graced with Robin Thicke, who has a hit song right now called “Lost Without U.” Um, people, I have to tell you, I just don’t get it. Any schmuck could sing that song in the same falsetto he did, and it kind of put me to sleep. Let’s put it this way….including Jon Bon Jovi, there were seven better singers on the stage last night. More, if you count the backup singers.

Okay, then it was finally on to business. Melinda, Phil and Lakisha were brought to the center of the stage. Melinda was the first to safety, then Lakisha, sending Phil home in a “Blaze of Glory.” My wife cried–she really did. Simon rejoiced on the inside as another bald contestant was sent home.

Then throughout the show, they brought back former champs Ruben Studdard, Fantasia and Taylor Hicks to ask for more money to help the kiddies.

Then it was Bon Jovi’s turn. They did the single from their forthcoming album, “(You Want To) Make A Memory,” and it wasn’t exactly the rocker you’d expect after the way Jon coached the contestants. Still, it’s a really good song….the kind that I think has the potential to be one of their biggest hits.

Then it was down to Jordin, Blake and Chris. Jordin was safe, leaving best buds Blake and Chris to swap hugs and kisses before Chris was sent packing. I mean, we all knew that was coming, didn’t we?

So it’s down to Blake, Lakisha, Melinda and Jordin–or, Blake and three divas. I still think this is coming down to Jordina and Melinda, but Blake and Lakisha showed this week that they have the potential to win it all as well. It’s going to get interesting, that’s for sure….starting with what I think Ryan Seacrest called “boogie week” with mentor Barry Gibb. Which of course means that no one will be favored. See you next week…

We knew going in that none of the remaining contestants on “American Idol” were rocker types. Gina Glocksen was long gone and I can’t for the life of me think of anyone else from this season that fit the mold. But there was Jon Bon Jovi and his keyboard player to help coach them and watch them perform his songs. Surprisingly, many of them brought their A game, and some of them to the point where it may have saved their ass from elimination based on last week’s holdover votes. Here are yesterday’s performances ranked, and after that we’ll have to have some fun with math to figure out who is going home:

1. Blake Lewis was ranked last here a week ago and I thought he was in serious danger after that horrible sensitive-guy-on-stool rendition of “Imagine.” But yesterday he broke out the beat boxing again, and somehow put together an awesome arrangement of “You Give Love A Bad Name.” I was skeptical, but dude had to know he was in danger based on last week, and he connected on the long ball last night. Randy said it was the most original arrangement ever on the show, Paula said Blake really put himself out there and took a chance, and Simon said it was brave and should keep him around another week.

2. Lakisha Jones sang “This Ain’t A Love Song,” a rare Bon Jovi track that has a bit of soul. Meaning, it was the perfect song for her. And I had Lakisha at #5 last week, so she also may have saved her own ass because she was incredible. Randy said it was pitchy at the start but that Lakisha brought it around, Paula said she did her thing, and Simon planted a wet kiss on Lakisha’s LIPS afterward. That was awkward, creepy and entertaining all at the same time. But what that meant is Simon really dug it.

3. Melinda Doolittle was great as usual, but she was slightly overshadowed by Lakisha and Blake last night. Melinda sang “Have a Nice Day” and I was thinking she gave it the Tina Turner treatment. Then Randy and Simon both said the same thing. Randy admitted it wasn’t Melinda’s best, but still great. Paula said Melinda is a rock star, and Simon said Melinda is still in a different league vocally than everyone else.

4. Phil Stacey kicked things off with an awesome rendition of “Blaze of Glory.” I mean, this was his best performance yet and really suited his voice. But the problem is, Phil was still out-performed by three others last night and could be in danger. Randy said it was Phil’s best performance to date, Paula said it was the best opening song of the season so far, and Simon said it was “just okay,” and that he feared Phil could be going home.

5. Jordin Sparks sang “Livin’ On a Prayer” and it was not bad, but she really took on a difficult song to sing. Jon Bon even admitted that. Randy said Jordin isn’t really a rock girl, and that the verses were rough; Paula said Jordin “went for it” but that the song was out of her range; and Simon said it was like something out of the “Addams Family,” because Jordin tried to rock out her hair style to fit the song, and it didn’t exactly work. He also said it was “shrieking” and “terrible.” That is not a good sign.

6. Chris Richardson is the obvious choice for elimination. He sang “Wanted Dead Or Alive,” and while he threw a little of his R&B flavor in, it just was very mediocre due to the fact that Chris followed Blake. Randy said Chris did his thing, Paula agreed, and Simon said Chris did as much as he could possibliy do, but that it may not be good enough. I couldn’t have said that any better.

Okay, so last week’s rankings looked like this:

1. Melinda
2. Jordin
3. Phil
4. Chris
5. Lakisha
6. Blake

Adding up the places I’ve come up with, here is the average placement of the 2 weeks’ performances:

Melinda 2
Phil 3.5
Jordin 3.5
Lakisha 3.5
Blake 3.5
Chris 5

What this means is Melinda is unequivocally safe, and Chris is the first to leave. But otherwise, this thing is completely up in the air. The other one going home, I’m thinking, is Phil. Even though he was great last night, Lakisha and Blake were that much better, and Jordin was too awesome last week.
I guess we’ll find out tonight. No two hour Idol Gives Back, just one hour of the regular fluff and results, and Bon Jovi!