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American Idol: Latin Load of Blah

If you’re like me, you are getting weary of the initial round of “American Idol” auditions, and ready to kick this thing into Hollywood gear. After a while, it’s really just the same thing over and over again.
You can sing, or you’re a freak. Last night, they took us to Miami, where the producers predictably shoved Gloria Estefan references down our collective throat. And the auditions, pretty much, were not that good. Let’s start with the freaks…

Shannon McGough was one of the oddest contestants ever…she was an 18-year-old girl with an Irish last name and fair skin, but with what looked like Latino parents. And those parents owned a meat shop that Shannon also worked in. What’s more, she was adept at belching. Yes, belching. It was pretty funny, really. Shannon tried to sing Janis Joplin, and as Simon eloquently put it, it sounded like “Hungarian Janis.” I can’t put it any other way…it was just weird.

Some dude sang Elton John’s “Crocodile Rock” but inserted Paula Abdul’s name into it instead of “Rock.” Next.

Simon told this dude named Grant that he should come back in a dress, and it would make his audition better. Then this kid named Richard sang a Rascal Flatts song completely through his nose. The best part was when Randy Jackson attempted to imitate poor Richard.

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American Idol: All I See Is Corn

Last night’s “American Idol” auditions were held in Omaha, Nebraska for the first time ever, and it seemed like every other contestant was from some farm in Iowa with a town of 200 people…seriously. Anyway, Paula Abdul’s plane was delayed, so they started with just Randy and Simon judging. And just like last week, Fox gave me an hour of my life back, for which I genuinely thank them.

With that, here were the freaks from last night….

An effeminate dude named Chris started things off, and he carried a photo album with pics of himself and Kelly Clarkson. He also said he was a huge fan of Paula, who, lucky for Paula, wasn’t there yet. Anyway, Chris sang Kelly’s “Since You’ve Been Gone, ” and it was predictably horrible. He then asked if he could audition for the “Red Carpet” for the finale, and Simon took the liberty of giving Chris the gig, saying he just needed to contact his local Fox affiliate and tell them he approved. Hilarious.

Hard to believe, but aside from a medley of freaks singing Steeler’s Wheel’s “Stuck In The Middle With You,” they only showed one other dud last night. (Well, I think they did…our power went out for five minutes). That dud was Johnny, who was dressed in a gold jacket and said he was inspired by the great James Brown. Simon said he hated everything about it, and so did I. Paula, meanwhile, is drunk again! She even hiccupped during Johnny’s audition. Classic.

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Video Vault: Pineforest Crunch, “Cup Noodle Song”

Yes, I know: it’s a ridiculous song title. I don’t even know what it means. But it’s a catchy-as-hell nugget which continues to add credence to the theory that the water in Sweden possesses a chemical which enables the residents of that kingdom to write brilliant pop hooks. Lead singer Asa Eklund – who runs the band’s website as well as a label called Exergy Music – has one of those great little-girl voices that’s sweetly emotional without sounding too ridiculously cutesy. (I’m thinking specifically of Frente at the moment.) Dunno what’s up with the band these days, but PineforestCrunch.com makes it sound like there’s not much; still, if you’re as smitten by this track on first listen as I was, head over to the band’s MySpace page to check out a few more of their songs.

Less Talk, More Music: Peter Murphy on “The Jon Stewart Show”

To remember when Peter Murphy still seemed as interested in writing a memorable hook as being a gloomy gus, you’d have to go back farther than 1995’s Cascade, because as you can see from this performance of the album’s first single, “The Scarlet Thing In You,” Murphy was downright cheerful during this era…well, at least by his standards, anyway. It was the least of his solo albums up to that point, but it turned out to be the best we’d get out of him ’til 2004’s Unshattered. (2002’s Dust wasn’t just dark; it was deadly dull.) By the way, if you’re a longtime Jon Stewart fan, you’ll know that this is from the syndicated version of his show rather than the old-school MTV version from 1993…not that it really matters one or the other.

Mix Disc Monday: Call it a phase

We’ve spent more than enough time in this section blowing sunshine of the keisters of various lyricists – songs about dreaming, songs about being lonely, etc. – but not this time. Today, we tip our cap to the man in the producer’s chair and the use of a nifty trick called the phase, or a flange. Ever heard the sonic equivalent of an ocean wave engulf a song? That’s what we’re talkin’ about. We even included small snippets of the songs (accessible here) so you could hear them for yourself. Rock on, producer man.

“Out of the Blue,” Roxy Music (Country Life)
The ultimate use of the flange effect, in this writer’s humble opinion. Every time they hit that instrumental bit, boom, here comes a wave. And Jesus, that ending. I picture Bryan Ferry driving a roadster in the country as fast as it can go, only to careen off a cliff at song’s end.

“Evil and a Heathen,” Franz Ferdinand (You Could Have It So Much Better)
In an age where every pop and rock record is produced within an inch of its life (White Stripes, you are hereby excused from this discussion), how is it that Franz Ferdinand is one of the only new bands to use the most time-tested production trick in the book? Not sure, but it took this “Radar Love”-esque rocker to another level.

“Gods of War,” Def Leppard (Hysteria)
If we’re talking production tricks, then it’s a foregone conclusion that Robert John “Mutt” Lange is going to make an appearance. Mutt pulls out all the stops for this six-and-half-minute anti-war rocker, but saves something special for the very end: a giant flange to make the last explosion sound like it’s going down the rabbit hole.

“Killer Queen,” Queen (Sheer Heart Attack)
“Dynamite with a laser beam.” Are there five words that would sound better with a wave passing through them than those? It’s a great tease, but producer Roy Thomas Baker gives up the goods in the final chorus, throwing a flange through the entire track. Probably the first and last time a song inspired by Noel Coward becomes a US hit.

“Easy,” Morningwood (Morningwood)
They made marginal waves thanks to their brilliant record cover tribute video “Nth Degree,” but what most people don’t know is that Morningwood could bring it, dude. For your consideration, “Easy,” a high-speed AC/DC-type stomper with a monster flange in the break.

“Round & Round,” New Order (Technique)
New Order was once called the ultimate example of man meets machine, so it would only stand to reason that the machines would take over one of the band’s more well-known singles and show off a little.

“Sweetest Perfection,” Depeche Mode (Violator)
Production usually takes a back seat to arrangements and instrumentation when it comes to Depeche Mode, but that was before Flood got his hands on the band. He let them play guitars, beefed up their drums to make them sound like the rocks stars they were, and for the twisted little tune in 6/4 time – is it about a girl, a drug, or neither? – Flood let loose with a flange. Nice.

“Night People,” The Tubes (Love Bomb)
Capitol Records would like to inform you that they hate this record. The Tubes had just notched their first big hit with the David Foster-produced Outside Inside, and the Tubes took advantage of that commercial boost by making an oddball art rock record with Todd Rundgren that featured an entire side of songs at the same speed, strung together seamlessly. Yes, the album has not aged well, but our inner geek still rocks out to it once in a while.

“The Genius I Was,” Trash Can Sinatras (A Happy Pocket)
What this? A group of sensitive Scottish minstrels are rubbing elbows with Queen and Def Leppard? Damn right. Any Trash Cans fan – if you can find one – will tell you that “Genius” is one of the band’s best songs, with or without the studio trickery.

“Blue Jay Way,” The Beatles (Magical Mystery Tour)
It is unknown whether this is the first flange in pop music history, but given the number of other firsts in the Beatles’ recording career, it wouldn’t surprise us one bit if it were. The song’s subject matter? A friend of George got lost in Los Angeles on his way to meeting the Quiet One. That’s it. Deep, isn’t it?

“Standing in the Shower…Thinking,” Jane’s Addiction (Nothing’s Shocking)
Go back and look at the band photos on this record. Dave Navarro is wearing a beret and a gaudy necklace. Ahhhhh hahahahahahahaha! Suddenly, I don’t feel so bad about how I dressed in 1988.

“Coma,” Guns ‘n Roses (Use Your Illusion I)
The list’s longest entry, clock in at a whopping 10:16. And the crazy part is that this is far from the song’s wildest moment. That honor belongs to the chorus of angry ex-girlfriends.

“Stop Draggin’ Around,” Lenny Kravitz (Mama Said)
This is the one instance where a little restraint would have gone a long way. Instead of using it in just the verses or just the choruses, Lenny lets it fly nonstop. If he played for the Red Sox, they’d call it Lenny being Lenny.

“The Devil,” Tears for Fears (Everybody Loves a Happy Ending)
The uses here are short, but effective. How to turn a drum roll into an avalanche: Exhibit A, “The Devil.”

“Better Be Home Soon,” Crowded House (Temple of Low Men)
This is a simple one, at the end of the instrumental break before the last chorus. It’s so pretty, you’ll almost forget that the song Neil Finn is singing is filled with fatalism and doubt.

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