Category: Artists (Page 237 of 262)

Ah, big deal. Yes, The Smiths turned down a small chunk of change to get back together. Personally, I’m glad they didn’t do it as this is one band that I can definitely do without. Morrissey’s voice makes me instantly hulk out and smash things. However, I guess I won’t get to personally do that seeing as how they won’t be reforming and touring. Dammit. To finally just hit that guy really good once and for all would be worth an overpriced concert ticket. Oh yes, I want to be the thorn in weepy-boy’s side.

What better way to poop on John Lennon than by holding a seance trying to contact him? You tell me. Too bad there are no such things as psychics. However, if Lennon does speak from beyond the grave, I hope he admits that he was a fraud and all that peace and love bullshit was due to the drugs. And whatever hairy hold Yoko had over him.

Only, not for fundraising. Yes, Jessica Simpson turned down an invitation with the prez when the dinner date looked more like a fundraising event. She’s not own with that, although her father was quick to point out that the Simpsons are big supporters of monkey man. Of course we’re talking about the Simpsons here, not anyone intelligent. So you have to take these things with a grain of salt. No word on if Nick Lachey put a desperate bid in to show up at the White House in lieu of his ex-ditz.

Does anyone really give a shit what John Lydon thinks anymore? Have they since the Sex Pistols originally quit after that first album? Ah well, he seems to think we do. This time he’s bitching about some Danish fans who threw bottles at the band at a festival. I would have thrown bottles as well, not out of any punk enthusiasm, but rather to just get the band off the stage. Seriously, that Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction is a mercy fuck.