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Deep Cuts: Billy Joel

When I was five years old in 1977, my older brother brought home Billy Joel’s The Stranger LP. Something about that album got me all excited, and it is thanks to that experience that I became the music fan I am to this day. It seems a lot of people tend to deride Billy for whatever reasons, which has never really made much sense. The man has hit upon so many different styles of music in his career, that it seems nearly impossible to not like at least one of his songs.

In 2005, Joel released My Lives, a box set that concentrated mostly on album tracks instead of hit singles. Billy has often said that his own singles hardly tell the whole story about who he is as an artist and musician. Indeed, many of his best tunes are ones that were never released as singles. Therefore, coming up with a Deep Cuts by Billy Joel is pretty much a no-brainer. If nothing else, it can easily serve as a guide to those earlier albums that didn’t yield many hits, but had plenty of treasure hidden within nonetheless.

What follows then is a chronological album-by-album survey of the cream of Billy’s album cuts. Some you may be familiar with, others you may have no knowledge of whatsoever if you’re a casual fan. Hopefully, you’ll be able to explore Billy’s music further if you’re one of those folks who only owns his greatest hits collections. Those hits, great as they are, are truly only the tip of the iceberg. Billy’s best work has often been those “other” songs surrounding the hits. So without further ado, here are Billy Joel’s Deep Cuts.

All of the following were written by Billy Joel.

“Brain Invasion” – Attila
The Attila album is a hilarious, bombastic and failed exercise in the power duo genre (if such a thing exists). If you have to hear only one Attila song, then this is it. It’s a wild instrumental, showing off Billy’s knack for classical and jazz-infused themes as he blasts them out from his super-distorted organ. Drummer Jon Small bashes out the beats in a similarly-crazed fashion. It’s no wonder this band was a failure.

“You Can Make Me Free” – Cold Spring Harbor
When Billy’s botched debut was corrected and re-issued in 1983, some of the songs on the album had been changed. Some, like “Everybody Loves You Now,” had instruments added to them, while others were shortened. This song falls into the latter category (the original was over five minutes) and shows Billy giving it his best McCartney sounding style. The lyrics are all fluff, but Joel’s piano playing is powerful and his then-young voice quite soulful as well.

To see the complete list, jump here.

How can we miss you if you won’t go away?

Despite having concluded her well-documented, three-year “farewell” tour, aging plastic surgery addict Cher is in discussions with Caesars Palace to take over the Coliseum stage once Celine Dion concludes her lengthy run there. Cher will reportedly make $60 million in the deal.

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Of course, if Caesars management is smart, they’ll start Cher’s run a day early, and put her on the stage with Dion without informing either one of them they’ll have to share the spotlight. Maybe snatch up Barbra Streisand as well. Throw these three on stage together unannounced, call it the Diva Trifecta Extravaganza, and let them jostle for position throughout the show. Babs would have the edge with her perfectly manicured, tiger-lady nails, but both Cher and Dion can throw a mean elbow, so the combatants would be fairly evenly matched.

Then, just as the trio has finally achieved equilibrium and begun singing the grand finale, “My Heart Would Go On If I Could Turn Back Time to the Way We Were,” management lets loose all of Sigfried & Roy’s white tigers onto the stage (hey, they’re not working; they need something to do) with zero supervision.

That would be the best Vegas show ever.

Let us do the Neutron Dance in her memory

Sadly, June Pointer – the youngest of the Pointer Sisters – died of cancer yesterday. She was only 52.

The Pointer Sisters may have been off the charts for awhile, but when they were on them, man, they were on them a lot. VH-1 Classic has done a fair amount to raise their profile a bit in recent years, but just take a gander at these hits:

“Automatic”
“Neutron Dance”
“I’m So Excited”
“Slow Hand”
“Jump (For My Love)”
“Dare Me”
“Should I Do It”
“American Music”
“Goldmine”
“Fire”
“He’s So Shy”

Every one of those tracks was a top-40 hit…and seven of them made it into the top 10.

Now playing…what else?

The Pointer Sisters, Greatest Hits.

And wouldn’t you know it…? “Neutron Dance” is on right now.

Puff Zitty causes video shoot to cost too much

Yeah, big surprise there. On a recent shoot for Cheri Dennis’ latest video, Puff Diddy Kong caused the shoot’s budget to skyrocket. How did he do that? Well, he wanted his own trailer and two bottles of Cristal, homie! They only had $100,000 to shoot the video, but Also Ditty Zarathustra’s demands exceeded the budget. Hey P. Dinky, why don’t you just drink a four-o and show some fuckin’ respect? Cristal’s the most overrated crunk juice ever. Hmmm. I wonder if I could create a new Cristal energy drink and reap fortunes from this goon.

People, we’re just one sweet step away from an episode of “Cops”…

Everyone’s favorite white trash pop princess, Britney Spears, received a visit from the fine folks at Child Welfare this past Saturday afternoon. The officials offered little details, except to say that it was a “very standard, routine patrol request,” but conspiracy theorists have immediately jumped to the conclusion that it’s because of the goings-on a few weeks back, when Britney held her 4-month-old son, Cletus…I mean, Sean Preston, in her lap – rather than putting him in a car seat – in an attempt to evade paparazzi.

There is no truth to the rumor that Britney doesn’t even know how to work the car seat.

Probably.

UPDATE: People Magazine is now reporting that Sean Preston fell and hit his head as a result of his high chair breaking. Here’s a pic of Britney leaving the hospital with him:

Leave it to that woman to make her child’s hospital visit into a P.R. stop…

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