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Ricky Martin gives Bush finger, fans cheer

Ricky Martin is definitely doing better elsewhere. During a recent performance in which he sang the little ditty “Asignatura Presidente,” Martin gave Bushie the proverbial one finger salute. Unlike over here where you don’t get played on the radio for telling it like it is, the San Juan fans cheered Martin on. Quoth the singer via an email statement, “[A]s long as I have a voice onstage and offstage, I will always condemn war and those who promulgate it.”

Yeah, over here we still just burn our CDs and blacklist you from getting your songs played, because this is America, filled with all sorts of freedoms.

Foxy Brown in the clink

Time to place bets on when Li’l Kim will be back in the pokey as well. Foxy Brown was held in jail overnight in Florida on batter and obstruction of justice charges. She was currently serving three years worth of probation due to assaulting some nail stylists over a manicure. Ah, the rich and stupid. One of these days they’ll all be locked up in a nice human-sized gerbil homes with nothing but shredded newspapers and their own poopy to keep them company.

Disgraced King of Pop to conquer American Idol?

Rumors are buzzing that self-coronated King of Pop Michael Jackson is being courted for an upcoming American Idol theme night.

According to Reality TV magazine:

Several reports have been circulating that Michael Jackson has been having secret meetings with American Idol creator and 19 Entertainment founder Simon Fuller…If [that] isn’t enough to get the Michael Jackson on American Idol rumor mill churning, then how about the fact that American Idol producer Nigel Lythgoe seemed to drop a clue about the possibility during a recent media conference call?

When answering a question about the tight reign that American Idol keeps on the finalists, Lythgoe said “We don’t want anything slipping out. If we’ve got major stars coming on that we want to do a big publicity thing with. ‘Hey, Michael Jackson is coming to American Idol this week,’ then I’ve got to leave that up to Fox publicity to put out there, not have it slip out with somebody telling their Mom that Michael Jackson is coming.”

Hmmm: Could be something; could be nothing…but the show’s producers have been hinting at a major “event” show in the works, and, freakish personal issues aside, Jackson remains one of few stars of sufficient caliber to make for true event television.

Besides, if you think about it, Michael Jackson and American Idol are a perfect match: Both are extremely interested in up-and-coming youngsters, and neither has any use for anyone over the age of thirty.

Note to country music fans: grow up already

It still seems The Dixie Chicks can’t get a break as country radio stations are still refusing to play their music. This despite their Grammy slam dunk. Look, people who have your heads buried in your behinds over this matter: it’s time to get over it and move on. If you haven’t noticed lately, the president’s approval ratings are completely in the toilet, and even many of his Republican yes men are starting to turn on him. Oh wait, I forgot. The only “America” worth living in is the closed-minded kind where everyone agrees and is still living in the backwoods Dark Ages. Being a free-thinking adult sure is a bitch, huh?

K-Fed, is that you?

Look closely at the pathetic white rapper urging you to “do what I do and use that Turbo Tax mojo” in this video. Has K-Fed found a new career in self-mockery?

But no, hang on: this guy’s taller than K-Fed, and, as far as we know, he has not yet impregnated Britney Spears. So who could it be? Take a look, and judge for yourself:

Why, it’s none other than K-Fed’s original rap inspiration…a man who needs no introduction…and who really should not be hawking tax software, given that he himself has likely earned no income from rapping for at least the past fifteen years. Word to your mother.

[Thanks to VH1’s Best Week Ever for the link]

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