Yeah, big surprise there. On a recent shoot for Cheri Dennis’ latest video, Puff Diddy Kong caused the shoot’s budget to skyrocket. How did he do that? Well, he wanted his own trailer and two bottles of Cristal, homie! They only had $100,000 to shoot the video, but Also Ditty Zarathustra’s demands exceeded the budget. Hey P. Dinky, why don’t you just drink a four-o and show some fuckin’ respect? Cristal’s the most overrated crunk juice ever. Hmmm. I wonder if I could create a new Cristal energy drink and reap fortunes from this goon.
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That’s right, Thomas, you tell him! Thomas Dolby is currently pissed off at Kevin Federline for sampling “She Blinded Me With Science” in his new lame-ass song without permission. Says Dolby on hiss official blog:
“Turns out K-Fed has no management, label or lawyer, so it’s going to be hard getting hold of him. So K-Fed, if you’re reading this, I’m asking you nicely to take the track down ASAP. Or maybe you’d prefer me to come after some of your wife’s ill-gotten gains?”
Also accoring to Dolby, he’d never heard of K-Fed until “a few days ago.” It’s too bad the rest of us can’t say the same thing. Woe be to the label who winds up releasing his debut turd of an album. K-Fed would be better off just going back to dumpster diving and leaving the public alone.
Or so she says. Paula Abdul is claiming she was roughed up by a man at a private party this past weekend. According to poor Paula, she sustained a concussion and “spinal injuries.” All this from the guy grabbing her arm and applying her to the nearest wall. First Corey Clark and now this. We get it already, Paula. You’re a has been who now has a new life as a celebrity judge. It’s too bad “The Gong Show” is gone (although in a recent “Rolling Stone” Abdul claims she always wanted to be on that show as a kid – how ironic), as you could surely have been a worthy foil to Jaye P. Morgan.
Well, Eminem’s getting divorced from Kim Mathers. Again. Didn’t I call this one? I think I did, but anyone could have. Why they got remarried is anyone’s guess, but it looks like this time it’s really over. Kim’s lawyer said,
“It comes to us as somewhat of a surprise. But we have to deal with it, and we will deal with it,” he said. “I was at their wedding. It’s very unfortunate that he filed for divorce.”
Somewhat of a surprise? You mean you didn’t see this coming a mile away? What a shocker. Oh well, maybe Kim will get a-plenty from the prenup.
If you’re a Juliana Hatfield fan, you might want to visit her website, as she’s once again offering up 31 never-before released tracks for downloading. She’s presenting them with an honor system, in which her site spells out the problems between record companies suing file sharers and file sharers wanting everything to be free. If you like, you can grab all the songs (or as many as you like) and keep them, or make a donation through PayPal of whatever amount you like in exchange. There are indeed plenty of good songs here to be heard, and for 31 cents you can’t beat ’em. No, I jest.
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