Author: Captain Capm (Page 67 of 118)

No lover or marriage for Mills McCartney

Heather Mills McCartney is denying all rumors that she has a lover which contributed to the dissolution of her marriage to Paul McCartney. However, she says she has been getting a lot of hugs on the street from people. According to Mills, 85% of her income has gone to charity, in stark contrast to the rumors that she was just out for Paulie’s cash. In the meantime, she’s lost some weight, which she’s attributed to her new vegan lifestyle. She’s also planning on opening some vegan restaurants. Sorry, Heather, but Linda ye shall never be.

NOW!…again!

Didn’t I just get through reviewing the last installment of the NOW That’s What I Call Music! series? Well, volume 23 is here, and just like the last one it has topped the US charts at #1. Where can I get a piece of this goldmine? Note to self: start up record company that does nothing but make million-selling compilation discs that the kids just love.

The Cos freezes the Al

Oh, that Bill Cosby. In the old days, he’d groove with the kids, making ’em Jello-O and doing some Picture Pages with them. Now he’s coming off like a cranky ol’ hata! You see, The Cos has forced rapper Fat Al to change his stage name to Al Fatz. And you know why, too. That’s right. “Fat Al” is too close to “Fat Albert.” Can’t have that old cartoon’s legacy destroyed (even though “The Brown Hornet” pretty much did that on its own at the time). Quote Fatz, “I’m just trying to come up and Bill Cosby was hating.” Shit, Cos! Just let the dude come up, will ya? He needs to get more exposure beyond his “Madden 97” entry.

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