After an eight-year hiatus due to one of their bodyguards being beaten, U2 returns to Mexico City! Well I guess that’s good news for both me and all those rabid soccer fans. Hopefully this time, instead of getting the bodyguards, U2’s members will be attacked and finally put an end to their way beyond the broken point career. GOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL!
Author: Captain Capm (Page 107 of 118)
How long can Lollapalooza go and does anyone evn care anymore? Despite these questions, the festival is returning to a 3-day event in Chicago this August. OK, the thing was cool the first time around. The secondtime around, not so much. Then it went into the toilet and we eventually wound up having two more Woodstocks (as if the first one wasn’t one too many), and plenty of other fests were started and died. In the meantime, Jane’s Addiction reformed and no one gave a shit. But hey, Weezer and DASHBOARD CONFESSIONAL are gonne be there! Woooo! Nothing better than an emo-filled ‘palooza! Screw it, I’m staying home.
Willie Nelson unveiled a gay-themed tune on Howard Stern’s show today. The track is called “Cowboys Are Secretly, Frequently (Fond Of Each Other)” and was written by Ned Sublette back in 1981. How many of Hoo-hoo’s fans secretly cringed, I wonder? Right, I know, Howie and his gang and fans are all for everyone. Hopefully Scott Stampp will record a similar tune and have all his Christian fans abandon him completely.
Forget the old school, G. Let’s go back to the beginning. That’s what DMC (formerly of Run-DMC, for you new kiddies) is doing on his first solo album. He’s digging up the classic rock grooves that he has dug for a long time for the disc. He wants old white dudes in their 60s to enjoy it. Hell, I am on board. Being 33, I like the old school, and I always liked DMC, and if he wants to rock me with some classics, then I’ll be listening. My money’s down for it being better than Rev Run’s recent release, anyway. Just remember, “these rhymes are Darryl’s, those burgers are Ronald’s!”
Yes, you heard it right here, folks. Our beloved punching bag Scott Stapp got married and then was arrested 24 hours later for public intoxication. Oh my, what fun. And who the hell names their kid “Jagger”? Why, Scott Stampp does, of course! And let’s not forget how groovy unto the Lord he is as well. After all, we have so many of his fans showing up here and telling us that. Well fans, he’s proven to be a douchebag yet again. Do you think Jebus will forgive him for his escapades? And how dumb does a woman have to be to even get involved with this loser, let alone one as smokin’ as Jaclyn Nesheiwat? Place your bets on how long this one will last. If Stampp gets divorced, he’ll be one step closer to being Satan’s flunky.
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