Author: Captain Capm (Page 104 of 118)

Scott Stapp won’t be showing you his goods

Oh, that Scott Stapp. He claims that the recent leak of a 1999 sex video featuring him, Kid Rock, and some groupies is “sabotage” and that “someone…doesn’t want me to be successful in my solo career.” Someone? How about everyone, Stampp?

“You think it’s part of your rock ‘n’ roll memories,” Stapp said. “I should have burned that tape.”

No, I think you’re much better off with it out there. After all, we’re talking about you again. Your music still takes the pipe, and you personally suck, but hey, you’re back in the limelight again!

CBS sues Hoo-Hoo; Quivers is out of pithy asides

Hoo-Hoo Stern is being sued by his former employer, CBS Radio. The giant conglomerate is saying Stern improperly used studio time to promote his move to Little Doggie Satellite Radio and therefore breached his contract. Hoo-Hoo had a little press conference on Tuesday trying to deflate the whole matter, but when you have $500 million, certainly paying CBS wouldn’t be too difficult, no?

Oh, Hoo-Hoo. Spend that money wisely.

The Singer of Songs PWNZ j00!

Hey! You think you’ve heard great cover versions of your favorite tunes, right? Wrong, my friends! I want you to thrill to The Singer of Songs singing those hits! The man has a magical voice and his MIDI accompaniments are stellar. I discovered this dude while browsing through Dare To Sing, so you know this is hot shit indeed. If your iPod needs a little juice, then The Singer of Songs will take it to all new musical galaxies!

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