She may possibly just belch the kid out.
Britney Spears has announced that her second child was unplanned and a complete surprise. We are not surprised at all, given how basically everything since her first marriage has been completely unplanned. From the marriage to K-Fed with the bridesmades in pink sweatsuits to the post marriage buffet of fried chicken, Zingers and Tab to Sean Preston’s birth to Sean Preston’s near death experience to Britney’s gum chewing interview to her new video featuring her amazing I.Q. and so on.
“It is now starting to get a little tiring, holding (Sean Preston), but the whole pregnancy I’ve done it a lot because he’s very attached,” she tells the magazine. “It makes me feel needed and wanted, so I like it too.”
Yeah, because God knows your fans have loudly walked out the back door and K-Fed is only in it until his album debuts and dies, so keep pumping out those kids, Brit.
