Keith Richards had head surgery. Now, just calm down, everyone. After his recent fall from a tree, Keef was saying he felt OK, but soon he began complaining of headaches (Mick Jagger), so the doctors did a little surgery (sewed Mick’s lips shut) and relieved the pressure in Keef’s head. No word on whether or not this will actually make Richards’ stunning enunciations any easier to decipher, but at least he has yet another reason to put some good medications into his bloodstream. Yeah, OK, that stupid Keef-is-a-junkie shit is obvious but it never gets old. Unlike Keef. Who’s pretty much a walking corpse. I can go all day with these jokes, people…