Sean Puffy Puff Daddy P Diddy Combs has apparently filed a $1.5 million lawsuit against the makers of Proactiv acne solution, claiming that despite using the product and acting as its spokesperson (alongside such luminaries as Jessica Simpson) in infomercials, the product has failed to give him a flawless complexion.

P Diddly Puffster apparently went on record in said infomercials to state that Proactiv helps “moisturize my situation and preserve my sexy.” SeanPuff now claims that the acne medication has made him look foolish in front of the rap community, because he willingly associated himself with a product that does not work, destroying his credibility.

Um, two quick questions here:

1. How much street cred did Puffy have left to destroy after starring in those Diet Pepsi commercials?

2. Has it occurred to CombyPuffDizzle that perhaps what has made him look foolish in front of the rap community is (among many, many other things, including his penchant for hiring personal umbrella handlers) his agreement to serve as an infomercial spokesperson for a zit cream in the first place?

Interestingly, several online articles alluding to P Zitty’s lawsuit have mysteriously disappeared from the web since yesterday. If this one should vanish unexpectedly, please alert my next of kin…and then sue Puff Diddle for at least $1.5 million.