And the hot news keeps coming along! Our good old tardy boy Axl Rose is suing his ex-bandmates. Wow, and still no new music. Axl wants to make sure that Slash and Duff know that Rose has full ownership of all the jazz the band played so many years ago. Sadly, Rose does not have ownership of his own face, the original of which got hacked and chopped and sucked into a greasy plastic surgeon’s dumpster somewhere. In the meantime, all the old fans continue to kid themselves into thinking anyone will really give a damn about Chinese Democracy and that it will be released before they all turn geriatric.