Britney Spears doesn’t want to become the next Princess Diana.
Look, I know the paparazzi are awful, but, good lord, shut up already, would you, Britney?
First off, this whole baby thing never would’ve been an issue if you had gotten your kid into your car, locked the doors, THEN put him in his baby seat, and THEN driven away.
But in this story, she says, “I’ve pulled over and asked the cops, ‘Could you please help me? They’ve been driving recklessly back there.’ And they say, ‘Sorry, ma’am, I can’t help you. This is how it is.’ ”
Well, actually, Britney, I don’t think that’s quite what they would’ve said, because if they’re committing reckless driving, that’s actually a crime. Pestering you is not.
