VH-1 says, “We appreciate the effort, but it’s still only one ‘Behind The Music’ per customer.”

If you said Leif Garrett was so washed up that he couldn’t even get arrested, you were wrong.

Well, not about the “washed up” part, probably.

Kudos to E! News for making the inevitable reference to pretty much the only Leif Garrett song anyone knows – “I Was Made For Dancing” – in the lead.