Thank God, it’s finally over. Valerie Bertinelli and Eddie Van Hagar are finally divorcing. Separated for four years and now just axing it. Damn, I always wondered what the attraction was there. But now that Julie Romano is now back on the market, maybe I have a chance. So far, no sign of son Wolfgang turning into any music genius. I guess that’s what happens when your dad spends too much time with Gary Cherone.