Well get ready to possibly maybe not hold your breath again. That’s right, Van Halen featuring David Lee Roth on lead vocals will be announcing a 50-date tour next week. Now, we all know how things have gone so far for these guys. So suffice it to say that if shit falls apart before (or even after) any tickets are sold, no one should be surprised. But hey, the traveling rock fossil show might be of interest just to see how long it lasts if it indeed begins. At this rate, we’ll probably see Chinese Democracy released before any version of Van Halen completes a 50 date tour.