The Onion A.V. Club’s blogger, Steve Hyden, has a nomination…but, man, that’s a subjective question if there ever was one.

So what’s your pick…?

Here are his rules:

1. It came out between 1955 and 1980.
2. It has to be bluesy, but not too bluesy.
3. It can’t be a classic rock radio staple.
4. It must make you drive at least 10 mph faster within the first 60 seconds and/or make doing the dishes fun.
5. You know it when you hear it.

And…GO!