No pun intended! But, it seems that some viewers saw Prince’s silhouetted performance during Super Bowl XLI to have phallic overtones. I’m one of those people, actually, but only becuase I saw it as good ol’ Prince doing what he does best. So he stroked his guitar off – did you expect anything less? Of course, I was also screaming things like “Play ‘Soft And Wet’!” and “Play ‘Cream’ or ‘Scarlet Pussy’, goddammit!” at the screen the whole time. A medley of his “dirty” tunes would’ve rocked. Nice do-rag, by the way, Mr. Nelson.

