I’m betting before it even happens. That is, Van Halen reuniting with David Lee Roth. It won’t be a “real” reunion, mind you, as bassist Michael Anthony will be replaced by 15-year-old Wolfgang Van Hagar Halen. Gee, I wonder what kind of booze, drugs, and broads young Wolfgang will encounter while hanging with his crotchety old dad and balding Diamond Dave? Excuse me while I shudder.