If you don’t know what I’m referring to by the subject’s title, kids, I’m talkin’ ’bout when the four members of KISS each released a solo album of their very own back in the late ’70s all at the same time. Well, now they’re going a step further by releasing their very own cologne and perfume. Ladies and gentlemen will be able to choose their favorite KISS member when buying the products, as the bottles will feature the different band members’ heads as bottle tops. Let’s hope Peter Criss fares better this time around.
Apparently the guys never watched the fine Penn and Teller show Bullshit!, because the products, including Party Shower Gel, Lovin’ Body Lotion, and Rockin’ Bath Splash contain pheromones, which have been proven to not actually be any sort of aphrodisiac whatsoever when it comes to humans. But hey, when it comes to KISS, they gotta throw it all in there.
Ah, and if that’s not good enough for ya KISS Army members, the band is also releasing its own denim line and opening its very own coffeehouse on June 27th in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.
It’s funny, but when kids and other folks bitch about bands “selling out,” KISS never gets mentioned once, and they’ve been doing it since people actually listened to them. Ha!
