You too can be a rocker if your penis is big enough

Tomme Lee and reality TV. What could be more boring? How about more Tommy Lee and reality TV? That’s right, Lee, along with Jason Newsted and Gilby Clarke are looking for the next Rock Star! Yeah! the band doesn’t even exist yet, and that makes for grrrreat TV! They need a singer, and that singer could be you. Imagine battling it out with other folks and getting to hang with Tommy “The Schlong” Lee! Imagine becoming the official lead singer of the band called SUPERNOVA and soon finding your CD in the cutout bins because no one cares for a bunch of washed up b-listers to begin with! Imagine the arguments…the rehab…and being forgotten as fast as all the bands on VH1’s Bands on the Run! Wowie!


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