Category: News (Page 94 of 136)

Courtney Love’s gonna collab with Moby. Why? To “tap into his relaxed vibe.”

“”I just sort of feel safe around him, I can’t explain it, but we’ve been hanging out lots,” says Love. Yeah he’s an annoying vegetarian and she’s a junkie who lets it all hang out. It’s certainly to make for a most groovy matchup. Hopefully Jewel will show up and really get things cookin’.

So sez Courtney Love when discussing Having to have sold some of Nirvana’s publishing rights due to being broke. Now, I know there are probably a bunch of pimply-faced kiddies out there bitching about Courtney, but give it a rest already. Senor Cobain blew his brain matter all over the place and his wife is a lost cause. We knew the both od them weren’t going to last long way back when, so why keep on trashing the poor woman? She lives a rock star life and doesn’t give a fuck about the remaining ex-Nirvanians. Hell, I don’t either. That band had a few good songs but are completely not due half the credit they’re given. Right place, right time, ’nuff said. Excelsior!

Oh yeah! I know, “Who the fuck is Jeff Timmons?” It’s a valid question. Well, he was in the group 98 Degrees. You know, that boy bunch that you all cared so much about. Anyway, Jeffy was hit with a DUI and a DUI without a valid license, even.

According to the story, “Timmons, 33, said he was from out of town and didn’t have his driver’s license, the report said. Authorities said Timmons’ eyes were ‘very glassy’ and he told police he had ‘a lot’ to drink. Later, he told deputies he only had two beers.”

I believe him. None of those boy band shmucks could handle anything over one can of O’Doul’s.