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Brit’s first ex writes about their sex life

Dunno how this one slipped by at the time of its initial break, but better late than never. All you need to know is that Britney Spears’ first ex-husband Jason Alexander is in the process of penning a book about their time together. Will it sell more than Corey Clark’s ebook about his so-called affair with Paula Abdul? Hard to say, but let Alexander describe some of it himself –

It’s a about a small town guy and all the crazy events that happened. It focuses on all the stuff that no one knows…[T]here is no holding back because that’s what people want to know about. It does feature our sex life. It does feature having sex with her and what that was like.

Perhaps this book can come out jointly with the supposed K-Fed/Brit-Brit sex tape and then everyone can have a sexual overload of the whole Spears legacy.

Billboard Music Awards: Now with fewer bimbos!

Both Britney Spears and Paris Hilton have canceled their scheduled appearances at Monday night’s Billboard Music Awards, according to multiple reports. Though the nightclub-hopping duo were originally scheduled to co-host the event, those plans were changed when Britney abruptly pulled out of her commitment without giving a reason. A few days later, Paris changed her mind as well:

The hotel heiress canceled an appearance at next week’s Billboard Music Awards because she didn’t like the jokes written for her, according to a spokesman.

“It is my understanding that some satirical references ridiculed some of her peers,” her spokesman, Elliot Mintz, said in a statement. “Paris did not want to say anything that could appear hurtful or embarrassing about people she knows.”

Uh, yeah. Because when I think Paris Hilton, I think “classy, considerate dame who has no interest in mocking, snubbing, or otherwise seeking to humiliate her peers.” She is instead much more interested in performing every known sex act — as well as several newly invented ones — with her peers’ boyfriends, relatives, and family pets.

Pissing away what little credibility they had in the first place…

…the Billboard Music Awards have announced this year’s hosts.

I don’t know about you, but I refuse to watch any award show whose hosts’ privates have not been exhaustively documented by multiple paparazzi. Because, you know, ya gotta have standards.

UPDATE: Britney has pulled out of the hosting commitment…which officially represents the first time she has made an intelligent decision with regard to breaking off an engagement.

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